young and stupid // old and desperate

you can call me ro, crow, ryan or ry. 21, mostly riverdale, marvel, musicals and personal bullshit. trans man, he/him, disaster bi. ao3: coffeecold (I write gay shit and prompts are open) icon made using sangled's picrew

[stolligaseptember]

“the mortal instruments books are problematic” y’all have been telling me for the last 10 years bUT WHY DIDN’T ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY EXPLAIN W H Y

[lullychi]

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

[softgaylads]

if ur a man my hand is free and it wants to be held real bad

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.

[b8rack]

The Punk/Emo divide was clear even in the time of Shakespeare.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? I’m just gonna be myself.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[flavoracle]

I’m not a brave man. I’m not a violent man. But I am a man who knows my strengths, and I’m prepared to use them.

So if I encounter any ICE agents in my neighborhood, I will smile and waive and as soon as they make eye contact I will engage in the most aggressively friendly chitchat ever witnessed on my block.

I will ramble on and on about whatever pops into my head. I will ask them about their day, their hobbies, their home life, and their personal backstory until I find a common area of interest, and then I will crank my smalltalk game UP TO ELEVEN.

I will force them to look awkwardly at their wristwatch DOZENS of times without taking the hint. I will ask seemingly simple questions that do not have ANY simple answers. I will pretend to wrap up the conversation with, “Anyway…” and then segue DIRECTLY into another topic.

Because every minute an ICE agent wastes chatting with me is a minute that they’re not targeting my neighbors and disrupting their lives.

I’m no superhero, but I do have a super power, and I’ll use it to fight oppression in any way I can.

[outerspace-froggy-deactivated20]

Love you, Dave

[sunflower-key]

@flavoracle I’m not a brave man, and I suck at small talk, but I would say I can be violent, what should I do? Because I’m not brave enough to act out but I wanna help

[flavoracle]

I mean, I’m not gonna ask anybody to engage in violence, but if you’re looking for something to do, what about this? 

Get a copy of the song, Cotton Eye Joe. Carry around a big, loud speaker. If you ever see ICE show up in your neighborhood, start playing it at full blast. 

Best case scenario? You can motion for them to come over your way and challenge them to a dance off. (Probably not likely, but it never hurts to dream.) 

Worst case scenario? They think you’re weird and like Cotton Eye Joe. 

Likely scenario? If you’ve let your neighbors know ahead of time that hearing Cotton Eye Joe means ICE is in the neighborhood, it may give them the head start they need to avoid harassment. 

Now you might be thinking that picking Cotton Eye Joe is a really random choice, but consider the following reasoning: 

The song has a very loud, clear, and distinctive opening, so it gets the message across right away without spending time on any kind of intro 

The song was once popular enough that people can easily recognize it 

While the song is catchy, it’s not very likely to be anyone’s favorite, so you don’t have to worry about ruining it for them 

The opening line ‘Fit’adn’t is nonsensical enough to be used as a secret tipoff if you’re unsure who’s listening 

It’s upbeat enough that it likely won’t get on your nerves too fast 

When played really loud, it becomes nearly impossible to talk over 

Would this actually work? Honestly, I have no idea. I’m no expert in active resistance. But I figure it’s worth putting out there. And who knows, maybe it could catch on. 

Stay safe everybody. 

‘Fit’adn’t 

[flavoracle]

The tags that @anautisticaquarius added to this thread are just too good to stay hidden, so I took a screenshot to share with the rest of you :)

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[fxngsfxgarty]

OP I think you might be a penguin

[wolg-fang]

Wanna be held on main

[dungeons-n-drag-queens]

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[fxngsfxgarty]

being 3 weeks on T is pretty fucking weird and there are weird side effects that people don't really talk about (shivers, hot flushes, random aches and pains, being able to sleep 20 hours of the day). so like if anyone wants to talk about that hmu

[cottoncandy-mlm]

Whats your type?

boys

[dailymarvel]

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

[blackwidowbarton]

this is very high up on the list of things that are NOT ok.

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

Ok first of all-

[southsidearchive]

Our new Southside Author of the Week is…

Ryan @fxngsfxgarty!

Ryan is an incredible Southside writer that has some great fics about our favorite Southside Serpents.  Check out his works on A03 HERE!

Some of his fics include…

a new kind of empty // a new kind of silent: Sweet Pea returns to Riverdale, and everything has changed. (swangs)  

though i am bruised: A comfort prompt after the Ghoulies drop Fangs from the stairwell. (swangs)

youth, ever fading youth: Jughead Jones has been Jughead Jones, or some similar variation on the name, for as long as they can remember knowing how to talk. (jarchie)

Be sure to join us in supporting Ryan’s work and showering him with love this week!

[fxngsfxgarty]

o shit that me 💖

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

[longgonebabe]

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[cute-peter-parker]

WHAT

[glowunderthemoon]

^^^

[deactivated10192023]

im interested rb with your sign & if you prefer gold or silver jewelry

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

[depresseddisneyprincess]

how do you kill the sadness without killing yourself