And time moves on. And my fate slips past.

Is this all I'll make of my life? Will I never be happy?  Icon in support of Russian LGBT Network (who are now officially a... I dont' even know anymore.), header image by me |Teddy|pansexual but relate to every gay meme I see|he/his| This is a side blog that's my actual active blog for multifandom stuff and occasional writing. Main blog (inactive): @theodorebasmanov NSFW side blog: @tsarscur Perfume side blog (inactive): @regulushair I also surprisingly have an AO3.

[teddybasmanov]

Good day, comrades

I'm Theodore, Teddy, Theo (looking forward to the nicknames you can come up with), he/him (it's a pronouns page link where you can find out everything about my identities and preferred referrals), born in 2001 you do the math.

This is a master-post with all the links to different writing pieces you can find on this blog.

Actual writing posted on AO3

Different lists and takes/headcaons

OCs

Individual song takes

Not my original posts but reblogs and interactions, with which, I think, I contributed something to society

Tags

Hammock and scratching post for the Mothcat.

If you think I should add, remove or edit something, please tell me.

[teddybasmanov]

Well, hello there, extremist imagery from the soviet Chipollino movie from 1972...

[teddybasmanov]

Actually, the actual original pride flag was made in 1978, so I'm choosing to believe this was one of the inspirations for it.

[teddybasmanov]

Happy Pride from the Italian-Soviet vegetable revolutionaries!

[teddybasmanov]

I'm sure Phasmid will execute this enemies to lovers artistically as usual but I had to stop the new video like fifty thousand times because - boy, you tell me you can't send me to your gods tainted by substances but I'm not the one being drugged here - you all go to them opiated up to your eyes Because There Are No Gods.

[atonalaudios]

Happy late Mermay!

Have a painting I did of Demetrios swimmin’ in da ocean 🌊 🧜‍♂️ 🫧

[pocket-deer-belly]

being fat is more important to the identity of the gay bear than being hairy. i think if you're skinny and hairy and you call yourself a bear you're straight up appropriating. you're a twunk you stupid bitch

[pocket-deer-belly]

can't let fat people have fucking anything

[teddybasmanov]

I'm travelling by train which means four hours of movies and bootlegs which I've been putting away for whatever reason, so this time it's:

- "Bring It On: The Musical" - well, that's Lin Manuel Miranda, alright. The moment the choir starts it's unmistakable.

- "Anything Goes" (1956) - well, that's 1956, alright - we're 16 minutes in there hasn't been a single person of colour on screen and I'm pretty sure I've just heard a racial slur.

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[pepsinister]

tw: broken frontal bone tw: broken left parietal bone tw: broken right parietal bone tw: broken left temporal bone tw: broken right temporal bone tw: broken occipital bone tw: broken sphenoid bone tw: broken ethmoid bone tw: broken mandible tw: broken left maxilla tw: broken right maxilla tw: broken left palantine bone tw: broken right palantine bone tw: broken left zygomatic bone tw: broken right zygomatic bone tw: broken left nasal bone tw: broken right nasal bone tw: broken left lacrimal bone tw: broken right lacrimal bone tw: broken vomer tw: broken left nasal conchae tw: broken right nasal conchae tw: broken left malleus tw: broken right malleus tw: broken left incus tw: broken right incus tw: broken left stapes tw: broken right stapes tw: broken hyoid tw: broken left scapula tw: broken right scapula tw: broken left clavicle tw: broken right clavicle tw: broken sternum tw: broken left rib 1 tw: broken left rib 2 tw: broken left rib 3 tw: broken left rib 4 tw: broken left rib 5 tw: broken left rib 6 tw: broken left rib 7 tw: broken left rib 8 tw: broken left rib 9 tw: broken left rib 10 tw: broken left rib 11 tw: broken left rib 12 tw: broken right rib 1 tw: broken right rib 2 tw: broken right rib 3 tw: broken right rib 4

tw: broken right rib 5 tw: broken right rib 6 tw: broken right rib 7 tw: broken right rib 8 tw: broken right rib 9 tw: broken right rib 10 tw: broken right rib 11 tw: broken right rib 12 tw: broken cervical vertebra 1 tw: broken cervical vertebra 2 tw: broken cervical vertebra 3 tw: broken cervical vertebra 4 tw: broken cervical vertebra 5 tw: broken cervical vertebra 6 tw: broken cervical vertebra 7 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 1 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 2 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 3 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 4 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 5 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 6 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 7 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 8 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 9 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 10 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 11 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 12 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 1 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 2 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 3 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 4 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 5 tw: broken sacrum tw: broken coccyx tw: broken left humerus tw: broken right humerus tw: broken left radius tw: broken right radius tw: broken left ulna tw: broken right ulna tw: broken left scaphoid bone tw: broken right scaphoid bone tw: broken left lunate bone tw: broken right lunate bone tw: broken left triquetral bone tw: broken right triquetral bone tw: broken left pisiform bone

tw: broken right pisiform bone tw: broken left trapezium tw: broken right trapezium tw: broken left trapezoid bone tw: broken right trapezoid bone tw: broken left capitate bone tw: broken right capitate bone tw: broken left hamate bone tw: broken right hamate bone tw: broken left metacarpal 1 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 2 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 3 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 4 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 5 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 1 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 2 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 3 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 4 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 5 bone tw: broken left proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 5 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 1 tw: broken left distal phalanx 2 tw: broken left distal phalanx 3 tw: broken left distal phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 5 tw: broken right distal phalanx 1 tw: broken right distal phalanx 2 tw: broken right distal phalanx 3 tw: broken right distal phalanx 4 tw: broken right distal phalanx 5 tw: broken left innominate bone tw: broken right innominate bone tw: broken left femur tw: broken right femur

tw: broken left patella tw: broken right patella tw: broken left tibia tw: broken right tibia tw: broken left fibula tw: broken right fibula tw: broken left calcaneus tw: broken right calcaneus tw: broken left talus tw: broken right talus tw: broken left navicular bone tw: broken right navicular bone tw: broken left medial cuneiform bone tw: broken right medial cuneiform bone tw: broken left intermediate cuneiform bone tw: broken right intermediate cuneiform bone tw: broken left lateral cuneiform bone tw: broken right lateral cuneiform bone tw: broken left cuboid bone tw: broken right cuboid bone tw: broken left metatarsal 1 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 2 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 3 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 4 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 5 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 1 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 2 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 3 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 4 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 5 bone tw: broken left proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 1 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 1 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 1 tw: broken left distal phalanx 2 tw: broken left distal phalanx 3 tw: broken left distal phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 5 tw: broken right distal phalanx 1 tw: broken right distal phalanx 2 tw: broken right distal phalanx 3 tw: broken right distal phalanx 4 tw: broken right distal phalanx 5

tw: bruising

just had a bad accident

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[teddybasmanov]

[teddybasmanov]

My laptop is in service at the moment (hopefully actually being repaired and not dying a slow and painful death), so I'm using my father's old laptop which surprisingly still works and pretty well (just a bit slower than mine) considering it's at least fifteen years old but gods damn it sounds like an old Belarus tractor being fired up.

[only-horse-polls]

What kind of horse do you see most often where you live?

Warmbloods (Hanoverian, Oldenburger, [Country] Warmblood, etc)

Stock horses (Quarters, Brumby, Paints, etc)

Ponies (Shetland, New Forest, Haflinger, etc)

Draft horses (Irish Cob, Shire, Ardenner, etc)

Whatever kind the royal guard has

I don't have horses in close proximity.

Mysterious 6th option (You cannot identify horse)

Voting ended onMay 19

[omtai]

genuinely how i feel every time

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Anything that claims that it can sort all humans into neat categories is bullshit, sorry to say. The sex binary, the gender binary, astrology, MBTI, love languages, whatever. Humans are hugely complex and unique and not a single person on this earth can be accurately described using simple terms like that.

[teddybasmanov]

My morning bog water #mybogwater.

[curiositysavesthecat]

Be it fanfic or original work, was the FIRST EVER EXPLICIT SMUT you've READ good?

Yes

No

I don't remember what the first explicit smut I read was

I've never read explicit smut

Voting ended onMay 20

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