a ballad of self loathing;

rei. 28. she/her. the patron saint of doing too much.

[fxrkeeps]

hi!

below the cut is my muse list (currently getting the muse page code approved) & a random assortment of "adult content" plots i'm stealing for threads. if any of these speak to you shoot me message or give this a like.

some of these have some dark elements, so reader beware.

muses:

nathaniel shaklebolt (mahershala ali) - fantasy/harry potter/magical based verses only diego graves (dj cotrona) isabella "izzi" comacho (tristin mays) - has a fantasy/harry potter/magical verse amira "ami" cormier (zazie beetz) jameson "jay" bordeaux (casey deidrick) myra zhao (havana rose liu)

plots

my muse & his brother have decided to trade girlfriends for a weekend without telling either women ahead of time.

our muses have been friends since they were children, and mine has a hard time telling them no. knowing that your muse has come to them wanting to have a baby.

your muse's partner owes mine a lot of money, and went on the run. leaving yours to clean up the mess.

an arranged relationship of some sort (bonus point for cult things)

[fxrkeeps]

it's not showing up in the tags because the blog is new but give my starter call a look.

[fxrkeeps]

pls don't judge me, but there is a wrestling storyline that is giving me a plot i didn't know i needed. so if you happen to come across this, watch nxt and have a muse that wants to be the indi to my dexter (or vice-versa) hmu.

[fxrkeeps]

im sort of around and have a couple of toxic/taboo type things id love to plot out.

older woman x younger man

toxic (crime based) relationship

boss / employee blackmail (smut based)

like this or hmu and ill shoot you my discord.

[fxrkeeps]

random request.

I've written ina bunch of marauders era groups over the years and i miss writing mulciber. but like i really want a codependent m/f mulciber/avery ship. so if you'd be down for a 1x1 or a marauders era mumu please message me and let me love you.

[fxrkeeps]

so im pretty much bed ridden for awhile. so if you're down for some short reply threads on discord that are toxic or dark (but not necessarily smut) like this and i will come to you.

[adriarps]

I haven’t seen any posts on my dash yet, but Arryn Zech just came out about abuse she suffered while dating Bob Morley. Eliza Taylor is also implicated in some of the actions as well.

[kikyozoldyck]

[fxrkeeps]

tbh this is the most excited I've been to write in forever.

[fxrkeeps]

hello i’m rei! i’m still getting my blogs together, but I would let to get some threads going. so give this a like and i’ll hit your dm’s after i go through your wanted plots. or hmu if you think my one of the muses i have up will fit something you want to do...  (tbh i’ll deadass just make up a muse to fit your plot too)

[charleyswriting]

something along the lines of a cocky rockstar [who like does massive arena world tours and flirts all the time, thinking he can get his own way and trying to bend the rules constantly] and someone who works as like part of his management team/publicist team [she’s the only one he’ll really listen to, most of the time but he deep down cares about her although he’d never tell her that. and she can be really laid back and relaxed but a totally bitch at times when he needs to be put in his place and she been with him since like when he was singing in like pubs or something] basically just their relationship and we can discuss ideas.

[decadenceprone]

Sweet, kind girl who’s arranged to be marriage to her cold and brooding childhood crush (optional: could have an age gap). It’s a marriage for convenience, and they both try to be civil, making their marriage work. They get along super well, and have chemistry in bed. It’s a loveless marriage, but of course, she’s not going to let it remain that way because she’s got a mission. What’s her mission? Make him fall in-love with her.