The French Connection

Josh Franceschi, 30, sing for YMAS, king of the weirdos, GH: witchinghourhumanoid [roleplay, please leave]

[kdokja]

patches

[fxxkingaul]

I’m honestly so surprised that posted so easily, considering how much trouble I had the last time I tried to post a video

[fxxkingaul]

We did a thing, please enjoy the thing we did

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[fxxkingaul]

Thinking about making this hellish throwback my new icon

[fxxkingaul]

I just almost died slipping on a receipt that fell on the kitchen floor, so today is fun so far

[fxxkingaul]

Something in my kitchen bin smells like bananas which is weird cause I haven't bought bananas in ages, but either way, I highkey want bananas now

[fxxkingaul]

Brendon’s drunk, I’m high, clearly we know how to handle Monday nights

[fxxkingaul]

That fudge I was craving last week finally got here and I’d forgotten it’s the most sickeningly rich thing ever but god, it’s so worth feeling sick after

[fxxkingaul]

So many new things I could watch on Netflix so of course I’m watching the same thing I’ve watched 100 times

[fxxkingaul]

I’m in a groupchat with my bandmates and a while ago one of them replied to something with “ESSTMNASSH” and disappeared for ages while the rest of us tried to figure out what the fuck that would be short for. He’s finally just came back and apparently it’s “exhaled somewhat sharply through my nose at something slightly humorous”. Mate, I am so done with these fuckers.

[dxntfxrgetthechaxs]

Good morning world. My views.

[fxxkingaul]

@snailgoddesss I only remembered cause I’m rewatching it haha

[fxxkingaul]

Istg no plot twist will ever hit me as hard and out of nowhere as Nell being the Bent Neck Lady did

[campesine]

🐭

[fxxkingaul]

I love how often @uriedikkulous is willing to re-watch The Haunting Of Hill House with me so I can play Spot The Sneaky Ghosts again

[fxxkingaul]

@bunnymxxn Someone needs to tell my brain that haha