2018 Fans Choice: Elise Bauman😍

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[partyinthenunnery]

“Nevertheless, life and death are mysterious states, and we know little of the resources of either.” 

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Elise Bauman in Crop Tops.  Reblog if you agree.

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[ukulelekatie]

Sometimes you just gotta 1v1 a god

[leslady79]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sherraships]

sexual orientation: carmilla eating a cookie

[diaphdiaph]

Laura Visits Alternate Carmilla

[Laura returns to the Silas library to visit an old friend. Older and wiser, and perhaps riddled with regret for leaving AU Carmilla twice — she undertakes one last mission to do something she should have done all those years ago.]

In the deepest depths of the library’s guts, Laura tread carefully over broken stone steps and chunks of debris towards a room she once called home. As she grew closer the walls of the library exhaled as if they were waking up from a long nap to greet an old friend.

“Hello to you too,” Laura ran a hand over the bricks and smiled, “I think you know why I’m here. I would really like to see her again.” she politely explained to the sentience that lived within these old dusty books. “I’m not too proud to beg either.” she admitted in defeat.

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[braveprincess]

hollstein fanfic recommendations

bc im bored and i don’t feel like writing my paper and why not

multi-chapters

not with haste by antisocialgod

take the leap and hope you grow wings on the fall by ahhhh*

the minister’s daughter by this_is_a_good_sign*

beating like a hammer by uncreativename

the fill me in series by carmillasleatherpants

the trades we choose (personal assistant au) by carmillasleatherpants

back to back by heylittleyahtzee

i’ll keep you safe if you keep me wild by the regalist

forever and after by heylittleyahtzee

the powerful series by ariadnerue

this side of paradise series (second-hand famous au) by ariadnerue

ink stained by theo_la_dora

veni, vidi, vici (step-sister au) by standoutinacrowd

holding onto your heart by standoutinacrowd

undeniable chemistry by standoutinacrow and peptobismolbird

waiting sea (wash your tides over me) (beach au) by carmillahey

hall of mirrors by this_is_a_good_sign*

coffee cups and lipstick stains (sweet home alabama au) by marissalyn14

that’s show business by marzos

the queen of the underworld by fluid_thoughts

your mom called, you left your game at home by catmilla

flirting with the dark (and other fables) by by fullyajar

music to my ears by latchingontoyou*

bite your tongue and torch your dreams (part 3) by zbrockman and geoclaire

on your ground by uncreativename

new routine by outofthedormroom

touched by stars by carmillasleatherpants

from the perfect start to the finish line 

all or nothing by waitwhathuh

hold me tight by goodandsafe

we’ll see by reedballoon

the world forgetting, by the world forgot by thumbsup

it only takes a taste by marzos

one-shots

this just can’t be summer love (you’ll see) by antisocialgod

driving too fast, but just moving too slow (assassins au) by churchofyourcurves

louder than words by pterosounds

everything by runwithwolves

there’s a war inside my core (love me like i’m not made of stone) by possibilist*

picking up the pieces by scatteredwords*

everything by ariadnerue

gravity by theo_la_dora

ob(li)vious by standoutinacrowd

carmilla week 2017 fics by sirprize

carmilla week 2017 fics by carmillahey

post-it notes by batwingsandblackcats

right from the start by ofarrowsandspacemen*

i wish you’d just tell me what you want by reedballoon

love of my life by ceceash

you’re like a disgruntled mother duck by reedballoon

musa procax by fatdumplings

give me a sign by marzos

chocolate and chess by hazelnuts

baby, i’d settle the sun for you by scarletite

light in the dark by slytherinmayflower

water of life by catmilla

the curator by ofarrowsandspacemen

fireproof by jessewrites

break the ceiling by uncreativename

perfect strangers by hollstein_af

thin line by duckiesurprise

i go crazy (cause here isn’t where i wanna be) by duckiesurprise

gravity by duckiesurprise

a kiss to crack stone by batwingsandblackcats

unfinished/abandoned (/wips)

fool’s gold by whatsthedamage*

we come alive at night by undertannedscenester*

stars above you by scarletjoysword

banter and bloodstains by lizardwriter

my roommate is a goddamn ghost by poketa

safe by carmillahey*

the reigning monarch by ofarrowsandspacemen

one day we’ll get the fuck out of here, i promise by waypaststrange*

basically porn

eat me, bite me, fuck me by echogalen

fast cars by laughatlocksmiths

let us sport us while we may by churchofyourcurves

maybe we can learn to share by counthoelaf

a terrible reason by raedmagdon

cliche-proofed by nicdbroc

the harry potter section

seekers are not always the most focused of quidditch players (seeker!laura series) by batwingsandblackcats

all sharp edges and soft touches by batwingsandblackcats

the triwizard tournament by ofarrowsandspacemen*

this magic works (+ prequel) by standardusername

they fell in love in their seventh year by reedballoon

of sensible hearts and dangerous minds series by churchofyourcurves*

of boggarts and butterflies by emmaface

the one where laura gets jealous by carryonscreaming

aftermaths by camphollstein*

i’ll be your satellite by mynameisnikki

bonus: lasciate by alsike (this is mainly danny/carmilla, but there’s some hollstein in there too)

* = trigger/content warnings may apply

[nootvanlis]

THE CARMILLA MOVIE @ NEW YORK COMIC CON!

[r-skywalker]

the leather pants are back and I could never be more grateful

[fuckmethroughthesheets]

Actual interactions I have had with men in real life:

Me: *standing outside waiting for my cab*

Strange man who is at least 1 foot and 100 pounds larger than me: *walks by*

Stranger: Mmmmm. I want to dip you in chocolate sauce and watch you shower it off.

Me: *continues reading my book while trying to pretend I didn’t hear him*

Stranger: Did you hear me, bitch? 

My cab: *pulls up*

Me: *walks away really fast to get into cab*

Stranger: *following me* Oh yeah, run away, I like that way better.

Dude I’ve been dating for like five seconds: “I’m a good guy. We can wait as long as you want to have sex. We’ll wait until you’re ready.”

~2 seconds later~

“You are going to be ready eventually though right?

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About three days after I got my nipples pierced I went over to hangout with this guy I’d been talking to and I’d told him ahead of time about the new piercings and how my boobs - esp. my nips - were off limits for playing and then reiterated it when we started sexyfuntime and he spent half the night playing with my nipples (which got infected the next day, which I am convinced is because of him) despite my repeatedly telling him not to.

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Slept with this same guy for awhile before I left for uni in Wales.

He told me he wanted to keep in touch. 

I didn’t really want to but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings, so I said okay. He was pretty nice some of the time so whatever.

We talked for awhile and then we kinda just stopped talking because he was being kinda obsessive and scaring the crap out of me and wanted to know everyone I was sleeping with at school and it was all just making me really uncomfortable.

Then like eight months later he invented a fake tumblr and started sending me messages that were all about the sexual things he wanted to do to me (like these super elaborate sexual fantasies) - and, keep in mind, I thought this was a stranger, I didn’t know it was him - and then it finally came out that it was him and if that’s not fucking creepy as hell then you must be living in an actual real life horror movie.

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I go out drinking with my cousins (and my cousins’ friends) for St. Patty’s Day. We meet up with these guys who are pretty hot and it all gets flirty. I was very, very drunk.

We were all going to go to another bar together, but the one guy I’d been flirting with kinda pulled me away - and I was too drunk to realize it was happening - and my cousins and their friends all disappeared.

Dude gets me into a cab, starts unzipping my top and trying to sexyfuntime (read: assault) me despite me saying no and trying to push him off even though I was too drunk for it to make any difference.

Cab driver (also a man), instead of intervening, pulls over the cab and tells us we have to get out.

We do, then he says, “You gotta pay me!”

Dude who was assaulting me grabs my purse from me, takes my $100 in cash out of my wallet, and gives it to the cabbie. Who thanks him and drives away leaving me with this dude who was assaulting me.

So I literally paid to be sexually assaulted. That was cool.

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“What are you doing here? We broke up.”

“Yeah, I know, but I decided we were on a break instead. You didn’t really know what you were talking about. You didn’t actually want that.”

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I slept with one of my floormates my first year at uni (and he apparently neglected to tell ALL TWENTY OF US that he was in a relationship, but I digress). At the end of the school year his new girlfriend (not the one that I unwittingly helped him cheat on) came for a visit and we all went out drinking.

Another one of our floormates decided to tell her that dudebro1 and I had slept together at the beginning of the year and she FLIPPED.

*aftermath*

Dudebro1: If my relationship is ruined because of this I’m going to ruin your fucking life.

Me: I’m not even the one who told her!

Dudebro1: No, but you’re the one who slept with me so this is your fucking fault.

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The three guys I lived with the next year - who had been floormates first year - then got to bear witness to dudebro1 maintaining that it was all my fault despite one of them having returned back to the dorm with me and a couple others about an hour before she even found out and pointing this out repeatedly. And they also witnessed him threatening me with physical violence - at multiple points.

These three guys then proceeded to invite dudebro1 over to our house all year long and seemed surprised every. single. time. I said that I was uncomfortable with it.

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I was out with a bunch of my friends and me and a guy friend of mine went to the bar to get drinks for everyone. Some dude came up and was flirting with me and hitting on me and I flirted back and he asked for my number and I gave it to him because he as nice and funny and cute (and do I even need an excuse? No I fucking do not - I can give my number to whomever I so choose) and then he left the bar because he and his friends were going to another place and whatever.

Guy friend I went to the bar with, completely seriously: You’re such a slut. At least make him work for it.

Another guy then came up a few minutes later and was super rude and gross and icky and he kept trying to hit on me and I finally turned to him and just went: “Nuh uh. No. Nope. Nada. No way. No.” He left in a huff.

Guy friend I went to the bar with, completely seriously: Wow. You’re such a bitch.

(He and I are no longer friends, btw.)

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Went downtown to a concert with some friends. We separated afterward and I hopped on the Metra to take the train home.

Some drunk guy got on the train and sat on the seat facing mine (despite the entire car being about ¾ empty). He starts talking to me. Asking me all these personal questions. Prying. Getting all up in my space.

Not a single person who was in the car got involved.

Then he asked me what stop I was getting off at. I hemmed and hawed and said something about “it’s awhile from now”.

When we got to the stop before my stop I got up and moved a few cars down and stood in the vestibule so I could see if this dude was following me or whatever. He didn’t. And when we got to my stop I got off - and there he was. All “no way, how funny, we’re in the same place!” 

We then went to the parking garage and I had the choice of climbing up stairs and getting in the elevator - knowing that it’s actually safer to be in an elevator than a stairway - I got on the elevator. He got on with me. I let him press the floor button first but, because the universe is a fucker, we were on the same floor.

We got off and he followed me to my car “on the way to his car’ still talking - despite having to continue all the way back around to near where the elevator was to get in his car.

The car he got in then proceeded to follow me around. At first I thought it was just coincidence (because that’s the kind of night it had been) but I took random turns and he kept following. I sped up and so did he.

And finally, scared fucking shitless, I pulled into the police station and he finally, finally drove off.

But holy fucking shit. I must have sat there for an hour terrified he was going to come back. Terrified to get out of my car and go inside because what if he was there waiting for me just out of sight? And oh my god. Holy fuck. 

Then I left the parking lot to go home and drove the most random, most winding way home to see if anyone was following me.

Thankfully, no one was. But I had nightmares for a month.

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Me: Can you please mix some drinks while I finish getting dinner on the table?

Dude I’d been dating for several weeks: Hell yeah! Now I can put a bunch of alcohol in yours so that maybe you’ll finally give it up.

I did not drink the drink. I did not give it up. A week later he raped me.

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I was standing outside my friend’s office building waiting for her - like right up against the wall of the building, waiting for her. And some dude comes walking down the sidewalk, looking at his phone, not looking around, and he walked RIGHT INTO ME and drops his phone and he like slams his fist into the wall right beside my head and goes “WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU MOVE WHEN YOU SAW ME COMING?!”

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AND THERE ARE SO, SO, SO MANY MORE.

Stop telling me ‘not all men’. I hear you. I believe with you. I agree with you. But also? Fuck you. 

Enough men. Efuckingnough men.

Because this is real life. This shit happens every single day. 

You want it to be not all men? Stand the fuck up and teach the men around you to be better.

[fuckmethroughthesheets]

So do something about it. I don’t really care about your rap. I care about my safety. They’re more likely to listen to other men than they are to listen to me.

Do. Something. About. It.

[cherishedproperty]

If you are a man who witnesses stuff like this happening (even by your friends) and does nothing, you are not one of the good ones. Period.

[caatws]

[bi-my-life]

The day we creampuffs stop reblogging this kiss is the day we cease to exist.

[natvanlispics]

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[tinyshipper]

Natasha & Elise interview from LoveFanFest

[nootvanlis]

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Bonus:

[nootvanlis]

LOVE Fan Fest 2018 - Closing