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@AshleyMGreene; classy, sassy and a little smart assy

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pagsbrewster:

Everyone is talking about voting today, which is extremely important so do it, but all I can think about is how it’s Tuesday. I need tacos, tequila, tasers and tits in my life! Maybe not the last one but it’s time to bring the old tradition back. Who will taser me or let me taser them?!

I’ve only ever looked at Tuesday’s with the three T’s, but I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that tasers are a part of that for you. I’m going to have to skip that and the tits part of the day, but I’d totally be down for tequila... even if we make it happen in the middle of the night or tomorrow even. I just want tequila in my life.

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wtfalison:

I don’t want to dwell on it too much, or I’m just going to be freaking out until an announcement is made, but – do you know how awesome it feels, especially as a woman with a daughter, to say I voted for a woman for president?! Sure, tomorrow might mark the start of America’s decline, but today is a good day in history. What’s the most exciting thing you’ve done this week? Tell me things. Distract me.

Talking politics is not something I’m about to do because some people are fucking crazy, as they should be, but hey - my week’s been pretty great, even though it’s only just begun, really. I sometimes wish that Tuesday were closer to Friday, but tomorrow’s HUMP DAAAAAAY! That’s enough to get crazy, if you ask me.

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bridgetreganss:

So with everything going on right now i thought i’d just add to the pool of distraction– And I’ve been having a very baffling thought all day, which involves the question “Why is strip poker the only official game that involves stripping”? I then decided to spend nearly a whole hour listing out unlikely games you’d add stripping to in my head. Twister is out of the mix for obvious reasons, but Jenga? Why isn’t strip Jenga a thing?! Or monopoly? Scrabble?! I could go on, but hit me with a bored games or anything you’d add that extra element to or have? cause i’m honestly so amused with this and i need details.

I feel like strip Jenga could possibly be dangerous. Imagine what it would feel like with all of those blocks toppling off and hitting you sans barrier. I’d love to play it with someone who has terrible hand eye coordination because they’d be naked and possibly maimed before the end of the night... but I may just be an ass for every thinking that. 

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strzechotski:

Hi everyone! I can’t believe that I’m finally here. I feel like I’ve spent so much time planning and wondering and now that I’m finally here, it feels a bit surreal. Probably doesn’t help that I’ve rocked up to the party a little late and everyone’s moved on from cake and is opening presents now.

And now that you’re finally here, you get to run around like a fool, act like a kid and enjoy all of the rooms that allow you to do both of them whenever you want. I’m not entirely sure where you were going with the cake, but girl, there’s a million places to get sweets on and off the island. 

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jfczachary:

Alright, well, now that the World Series has come to an end, does anyone have any good Netflix recommendations?

I recommend Shameless! If ever there’s a moment where you question anything in your life, the Gallagher’s will help you realize that you’re doing everything absolutely right. 

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lmparrilla:

You got it! I like the sound of this. When the apocalypse strikes, you’ll be my go-to gal.

I honestly forgot how we got on to the subject of the apocalypse, aside from what I originally said, but I just remembered there was a zombie escape the room in talks... we seriously need to round up the troops on this one!

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prettygirlbushh:

Sexy is one thing but sex is another. I’m still not all that ready to have sex again. I know it’s been forever but I don’t know. I used it as a coping mechanism before and I don’t want it to be that again. We’ll get there eventually. We can go out the night my parents are watching her if you want.

And that’s something I agree with. I’m certainly not going to try to make something happen that you’re not ready for, Soph. It has been awhile, but you’re well worth the wait... you always have been! I definitely want. I love spending time with her, and the both of you, but being able to whisk you away is an opportunity I can’t miss!

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hcmcgorry:

They’ve written entire books on how to survive a zombie invasion, so I hope someone, somewhere has figured out the better of the ideas. I’ll just stick with them. I’m curious about the ‘if looked at right’ piece though, care to elaborate?

Anything can be turned into a weapon, so if looked a right/correctly, there’s a way to survive just about everything. All you’ve got to do is use your imagination or start swinging hard objects. I’ve always been a fan of melee weapons in zombie games.

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lmparrilla:

You want Evil Queen rough? I can give you Evil Queen rough. Maybe scaling it back on the murderous tendencies a bit… We’d definitely dominate. Ooh, cardio. Yeah, not so big on that, but of course, I can do it when my trainer forces me.

I feel like scaling it back just wouldn’t be the same, but it’s always good to know that you wouldn’t be too inclined to go on a homicidal rampage. As long as you have enough to be able to keep up, there’s not much else that needs to be done. We just have to remember to look for each other if ever thrown into such a scenario! 

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dcmetrialovato:

Maybe now is the time to think of a plan in case it happens and you’re there. Do you have an exit buddy? You should find an exit buddy. Don’t go at it alone. If it doesn’t happen before you leave, just leave information for the staff and tell them where they can send a check for your knowledge and time in improving their safety precautions. Oh! That sounds fun! You’ll have to let me know when it comes out so I can go see it!

I feel like the only thing an exit buddy would do was get in the way, but I assume they’d probably be a big help in the distraction department, if I needed to make it out of there and we weren’t close friends. I also may just be a complete dick for thinking that, but seriously, in order to survive, you only have to be able to out run the person you’re with. I don’t think I’m going to go about leaving any kind of notes, but I hope the next person is more prepared to escape than I was. I’ll definitely let you know what’s up, when it’s finished. 

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australian-rose:

Yeah! I mean, people will do whatever it takes. Which, I mean, is great if it means they survive. But the whole bill thing just isn’t cool. That’s gonna be good then! You’ll be home soon. 

Do you think you’d be able to survive with the contents of a hotel room? It seems implausible, but at the same time, you do what you gotta do in a time like that! We’re almost done filming, which is a godsend, but I’ll definitely miss the little town. Are you working on anything right now?

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bridgetreganss:

I bet fire’s would be that one thing “ax proof door” inventors wouldn’t have thought through. Your screwed either way, but how many people have tried to copy-cat the shinning? They should! Islands are like the best place to build a fall-out shelter. Unless zombies can swim, they we’d already have a head-start with keeping safe. Unless it started here..

That is very true. I can’t imagine too many people would make it out alive, if stuck in a situation, so it’s best to not have one? Do they even actually exist? Talk about a terrible invention! I would totally copycat The Shinning, if I wanted to scare the shit out of someone. Do you think they could swim? I mean, they traveled a long while in the Resident Evil movies, yeah?

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prettygirlbushh:

Your brain is on sex and sexy things lately. I’m not real sure what to make of it but it’s amusing. Actually, I’m heading to LA this weekend so my parents can see Braelyn but you can meet us there?

I would apologize for that, but I’m not even sorry! Are we talking a good or bad amusing? Because if you say the latter, I may just have to pout about it all. I’m not sure if you know this, but my brain’s is often on sex and sexy things when it involves you. And I can’t be blamed for that at all because helloooo, you’re fuckin’ gorgeous. I can definitely meet you there! I do believe this means it’s my turn to take you out sans little one, if all parties are okay with it.

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bridgetreganss:

Unless after the shinning came out, hotels tried to ax proof their doors, then we should be fine. I’d be pissed if i got charged for nearly getting chopped up, or if they used “but it wasn’t a zombie-” on me. It may be creepy, but those people are onto something. There needs to be a fallout shelter on this island.

That would be very convenient, if you ask me! Ax proof doors, in general, would be convenient, actually. Even those not even remotely attached to a hotel room... unless there was a fire involved. That’s when you’re just royally fucked. Maybe we should look into a fallout shelter! Do they even build those on islands?

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prettygirlbushh:

Then traipse around in one! Don’t let anyone stop you for doing what you want to do. I’m in your life whenever I have a spare moment which is few and far between with filming and an infant, but such is life. The smoothie was delicious but I still wanted fries.

I can’t imagine traipsing around in one just because. Now, if for the viewing pleasure of another, I’d be okay with wearing one often. I think you’re going to have to be in my life more often... Meaning a trip to Chicago is definitely in the cards, if you’re up for it. I can spend time with Brae while you work! Also food delivery.

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hmuhailee:

That’s true! I always think of Mr Moseby teaching London to drive when I’m driving. ‘PRNDL’ as ‘prindle’ changed my life.

That was literally the greatest episode to ever exist. His annoyance with London was always something to bring on far too much amusement; well - his and Maddy’s.

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hmuhailee:

They could be! I don’t trust hotel owners. I mean, why did we never see Mr Tipton’s face? What was he hiding?

I think they were more interested in the whole sweet life in the suite life, when it came to that show. Mr. Tipton had Mr. Moseby to keep shit in check, though, and we all see where that went... He made that show!