FynnB

Any pronouns. I'm genderfluid but I could be a wardrobe for all I care. Everything I post is shit. enjoy!

[fynnbie]

Have you ever dated one of your best friends for a day and decided that wasn't right so it ended and you were still friends, and then later the friend comes out as a nonbinary lesbian and your ok with that and then your other best friend is bisexual, and so are you, so you date, and she's pretty and you date for a whole year, and then you break up with her because she hit your for embarrassing her, and you don't talk to them for a week or something, and then about a week or two later you find out your ex is already dating some guy and when you talk to her about it she says she's straight now and you find out your other friend is back to being cishet, and this is fine but YOU DONT HAVE TO BE HOMOPHOBIC ABOUT IT, WHAT THE FU-

I'm still not over the audacity.

[fynnbie]

Baby me, nooooooo!

These are drawings from when I was probably in single digits. The ones where I don't think what I drew is what they asked for.

I've already tried redrawing things in my 642 things to draw book once. Imma try again someday. Hopefully soon, with the right motivation. Maybe tomorrow/when I wake up.

[fynnbie]

There's a spider on my bed! I literally shuffled my come from away brochure, like, one centimetre and it crawled out from under it!

Help me!

[fynnbie]

Bro, who the fuck going NEOWWWMMMM!!!!!! in my village at 1 in the morning?

It is far too late for this bullshit.

[fynnbie]

I like to think I get along with my parents pretty well. We don't tend to disagree much, and when we do, the arguments aren't really arguments. BUT: one time, I got a present for either chistmas or my birthday and my parents knew I was watching anime a lot at the time. They bought me a messenger bag with anime on it. The problem? The anime was Sword Art Online, an anime I had never watched. I later watched episode one and went "Nope! Not for me."

It is a good bag. I like the amount of pockets and the placements of them, I like the colour and material of the bag, it's a nice size, I just don't like to wear things with images if stuff I don't care about. Why wear a NY hat if I've never been there?

I want to try and remove or cover the image and replace it with my own art, I dont think I have the supplies for this so I keep asking my parents if I can have some masking tape because that's what I want to use. My mum says that if I don't like the design, why don't I give the bag to someone else? I don't want to get rid of the bag, mum, I just want to replace the art!

She's absolutely adamant that I should just use the bag as is or give it away if I care that much. Am I being dramatic?

Please note: this bag has been in my possession for over a year, and whenever I bring it up, it still causes the same level of disagreement as the first time I suggested covering the image. And I don't like doing things behind my parents' backs.

[fynnbie]

Fynnbie, how can you hate spring? I'll fucking tell you why.

I stood on a wasp and wasps are like bees so now I'm scared of bees. You know what bees like? Flowers! You know what else likes flowers? Insects! Insects and bugs are basically the same thing and I don't know where manti fit but one hurt me when I was young and I always thought it was a spider so now I'm scared of spiders too! Also, there are bugs out there that could kill me in one touch so who's to say that this one right next to me won't kill me right now in my sleep! Supposedly, ladybugs are poisonous and daddylonglegs are both FLYING AND VENOMOUS! I DO NOT CARE HOW WEAK THEY ARE IF THEY HAVE A 0.00001% CHANCE TO KILL ME AND HAVE MORE THAN 4 LEGS IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Also, also: if I stand in direct sunlight for 1 minute, my skin feels like it's on fire.

All of this ^ comes out in spring. Just because spring is pretty and that's when my birthday is, it does not mean that it's my favourite season.

I prefer autumn because all the leaves are pretty colours, it's just right for blankets, all the bugs start to fuck off, and the sun sets at good times for me to get sunset pictures!

[mrpresidentihaveyourtits]

im on bugblr so i absolutely thought this was making fun of this type of person until the very end when you just solidified it. i don't know what of this you actually believe and what you've just heard but daddy long legs are harvestmen which are not actually spiders. the things that fly and some people call daddy long legs are crane flys. harvestmen they are mildly poisonous but not venomous. as long as you aren't consuming large amounts of them you will be fine, making you much scarier than them if you're eating them by the handfuls. same thing with ladybugs

don't step on wasps are you'll be fine, i've never been stung by a wasp since i knew to just let it fly around me. they fly by your face to make sure you know that they're there and to watch yourself!! but they won't actually do anything unless u go after them.

mantis's are not aggressive towards humans and won't be flying around you or anything so just don't touch them.

you seem to live in north america so very few insects can hurt you just google the like 5 to be wary of and you'll be fine

essentially to stay safe don't consume large amounts of the wildlife, wear shoes, and don't harass large predatory insects. good luck this spring, sorry for your sensory issues you may like to invest in a parasol

[fynnbie]

Hello, sir!

I am actually British, and most of my incidents happened when I was quite young. I'm still not an adult yet, so my info and sources aren't always 100% accurate...

My neighbours had a bug collection when I was younger and they gave me a mantis to hold. I don't think it was a good idea to give a kid a mantis..

I appreciate the advice and thank you for the luck! Enjoy your spring and bugs.

Btw I'm sorry if I offended or upset you in any way by complaining about this, I was venting because a spider had crawled past me and a tiny bug was crawling on my shirt when I was trying to go to bed, lol.

[fynnbie]

Fynnbie, how can you hate spring? I'll fucking tell you why.

I stood on a wasp and wasps are like bees so now I'm scared of bees. You know what bees like? Flowers! You know what else likes flowers? Insects! Insects and bugs are basically the same thing and I don't know where manti fit but one hurt me when I was young and I always thought it was a spider so now I'm scared of spiders too! Also, there are bugs out there that could kill me in one touch so who's to say that this one right next to me won't kill me right now in my sleep! Supposedly, ladybugs are poisonous and daddylonglegs are both FLYING AND VENOMOUS! I DO NOT CARE HOW WEAK THEY ARE IF THEY HAVE A 0.00001% CHANCE TO KILL ME AND HAVE MORE THAN 4 LEGS IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Also, also: if I stand in direct sunlight for 1 minute, my skin feels like it's on fire.

All of this ^ comes out in spring. Just because spring is pretty and that's when my birthday is, it does not mean that it's my favourite season.

I prefer autumn because all the leaves are pretty colours, it's just right for blankets, all the bugs start to fuck off, and the sun sets at good times for me to get sunset pictures!

[fynnbie]

Ripped out a random page from a notebook to write my biology homework on and when I went to prove to my mum that I'd done it I found a silly surprise on the back (there is no context on surrounding pages, they are blank)

[fynnbie]

It has just come to my attention that I have visited Infiltration of the Heart by VesperOfRoses on AO3 105 times.

Is this normal?

[fynnbie]

Just remembered this time I was using duolingo to learn Japanese as an English speaker while singing along to "La Llorona" from the movie Coco in Spanish.

[fynnbie]

Walked into the bathroom and it felt as though I had interrupted a very important spider council meeting

They were medium rare size of the spider w/ the dot body and long legs that are thin like hair.

Diagram of the meeting

[fynnbie]

Quote of the day

"Mm, yummy capitalism" - My friend Amy from theatre.

[fynnbie]

I had an original universe in my head. I then started thinking about a fun AU for MHA. I ran with it and created a massive multiverse and find it very hard to think of anything else. Now, after being semifixated on this for the last 5or6 years, I don't think I can think of a new plot line.

This may clear up in the morning but I'm worried that I'm lost in my head.

Goodnight!

[fynnbie]

I used to think anime titties had bad jiggle physics. Then I saw a woman with big titties (respecfully), and now I think it's not so unrealistic.

[fynnbie]

Y'all might not believe me but I plugged in my phone and something when wrong somewhere.

My usual charge time (fast charging) is 2h 15m for 100%

It thought something was wrong and put on slow charging and said it would take

41 FUCKING HOURS!

FOR 94%‽

I've fixed it, but damn!

[fynnbie]

If dolphins have the capacity to be racist, do they also have the capacity to be homophobic?

"Son, I don't want you hanging around that boy anymore"

"But dad, I love him!"

"No! You can't be gay, it's wrong! It's not natural!"

"But the humans have a whole month celebrating it!"

"Is it the gay month right now?"

"No.."

"Then stay away from that boy"

Meanwhile, a nearby human:

*gasp* "Did you hear that? There must be a dolphin nearby! Awesome!"

[fynnbie]

I was given an afterschool detention for being late to school a little too often. These happened on Fridays (might not now). This was at the end of the school term.

I come in the next school term, and I am told I am on my last warning, and if I didn't show up to the detention that Friday, I would be isolated.

I'm confused. I wasn't in on the last Friday of school. They said it doesn't matter.

I was in A DIFFERENT FUCKING COUNTRY! why? IT WAS A SCHOOL TRIP TO BERLIN FOR 3 DAYS TO LEARN ABOUT N*ZIS!!!

YOU SENT ME THERE! IT'S YOUR FAULT I WASN'T AT THE DETENTION! YOU SENT ME TO GERMANY!