Fyodor Dostoevsky

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Introduction

“People are sinfully stupid. Even knowing they are being manipulated, they just can't stop killing each other. Someone must cleanse these sins. That is why I am pursuing the Book”

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ooc: hello, we are Juniper, or Fallen, we use it/its and fell/fells pronouns

CW: Religious guilt, religious trauma, manipulation, mental abuse. There will be more, but anything that can be triggering will be tagged appropriately

Fyodor is a he/she cis bigender aromantic asexual pan polyam immortal being who did in fact write the real life fyodor dostoevsky books

[more to be added]

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Felix had come by recently to give Vizerxa her gift books, the two chatting for a bit before Felix returned to his own home. Now Vizerxa is properly looking over the two books she'd been given, while walking over to the couch and getting comfortable. She recognizes a... familiar name on one, though it's likely coincidence.

"I didn't know you're an author," she states to Fyodor when she sees him, holding up Crime and Punishment, humorous despite her tone remaining the same as ever.

@the-fox-and-the-shadow

(finally sending this thread idea lmaoo)

Fyodor had been sitting on the floor playing with both the cats when Vizerxa walked over. He raised an eyebrow slightly and looked up only to see his most popular book in Vizerxa’s hands. It seems she should maybe should have chosen a pen name.

“Oh, yes, I decided to publish my writings out of curiosity to see if they would get anywhere and also to spread my philosophy. Though, I stopped after a while, it wasn’t going in the direction I wanted.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles a bit, before realizing Fyodor is serious. She blinks, looking down at him, then at the book, then back at him, blank but curious.

"... Truly? Oh, that's quite interesting. Story tellers are an honorable profession, being able to spin tales from your mind, and create a world with simply paper and ink.."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Fyodor tilts his head slightly when Vizerxa chuckles, staring at her deadpan.

“I suppose. It wasn’t too difficult when I had as much time to think as I did back then, where I lived at the time either kept you mindlessly busy or kept you dead, with as much factory work as there was, there wasn’t too much keeping my full attention. I do still need the same sustenance a human does so I did need to work then, but my jobs were usually simple due to my… condition, so… lots of time to drift off.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Ah, I see. Still, quite noble, truly."

Vizerxa gets comfortable, opening the book.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Well I hope you enjoy, that is my most well known one.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Felix had come by recently to give Vizerxa her gift books, the two chatting for a bit before Felix returned to his own home. Now Vizerxa is properly looking over the two books she'd been given, while walking over to the couch and getting comfortable. She recognizes a... familiar name on one, though it's likely coincidence.

"I didn't know you're an author," she states to Fyodor when she sees him, holding up Crime and Punishment, humorous despite her tone remaining the same as ever.

@the-fox-and-the-shadow

(finally sending this thread idea lmaoo)

Fyodor had been sitting on the floor playing with both the cats when Vizerxa walked over. He raised an eyebrow slightly and looked up only to see his most popular book in Vizerxa’s hands. It seems she should maybe should have chosen a pen name.

“Oh, yes, I decided to publish my writings out of curiosity to see if they would get anywhere and also to spread my philosophy. Though, I stopped after a while, it wasn’t going in the direction I wanted.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles a bit, before realizing Fyodor is serious. She blinks, looking down at him, then at the book, then back at him, blank but curious.

"... Truly? Oh, that's quite interesting. Story tellers are an honorable profession, being able to spin tales from your mind, and create a world with simply paper and ink.."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Fyodor tilts his head slightly when Vizerxa chuckles, staring at her deadpan.

“I suppose. It wasn’t too difficult when I had as much time to think as I did back then, where I lived at the time either kept you mindlessly busy or kept you dead, with as much factory work as there was, there wasn’t too much keeping my full attention. I do still need the same sustenance a human does so I did need to work then, but my jobs were usually simple due to my… condition, so… lots of time to drift off.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Felix had come by recently to give Vizerxa her gift books, the two chatting for a bit before Felix returned to his own home. Now Vizerxa is properly looking over the two books she'd been given, while walking over to the couch and getting comfortable. She recognizes a... familiar name on one, though it's likely coincidence.

"I didn't know you're an author," she states to Fyodor when she sees him, holding up Crime and Punishment, humorous despite her tone remaining the same as ever.

@the-fox-and-the-shadow

(finally sending this thread idea lmaoo)

Fyodor had been sitting on the floor playing with both the cats when Vizerxa walked over. He raised an eyebrow slightly and looked up only to see his most popular book in Vizerxa’s hands. It seems she should maybe should have chosen a pen name.

“Oh, yes, I decided to publish my writings out of curiosity to see if they would get anywhere and also to spread my philosophy. Though, I stopped after a while, it wasn’t going in the direction I wanted.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

HII!!!! DOSS!!!!!!

HOW WAS YOUR DAY???WHAT DID YOU DO????? WHAT DID YOU EAT?????????

@nickelodeongoogle6969

“Ah, hello Nikolai. I didn’t do much today, it was an easy day for me. I visited a cafe where I had a nice salad.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"it's a cat expression. I have several pictures of you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How-?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"..Very easily?"

Vizerxa tilts her head slightly in confusion.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Yes, but I was not aware?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa stands up, walks over to a shadowed corner, and just... disintegrates into the shadows, silently. She reforms in a shadow across the room.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Right…”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

She nods once and disintegrates into shadows again, reforming in her chair.

"Shadow Walking is quite a useful skill. Though, I did not know it has an affect on others until I'd met you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Most people tend to pick up when they are being watched.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"That I understand, however shadow-walking is... strange? It is nearly another state of existence; I do not teleport or turn invisible, I more or less become a shadow. Completely intangible, not truly even there. I did not expect it to be noticeable to others."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Hm. I don’t believe it would be the strangest thing I could do.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"it's a cat expression. I have several pictures of you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How-?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"..Very easily?"

Vizerxa tilts her head slightly in confusion.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Yes, but I was not aware?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa stands up, walks over to a shadowed corner, and just... disintegrates into the shadows, silently. She reforms in a shadow across the room.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Right…”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

She nods once and disintegrates into shadows again, reforming in her chair.

"Shadow Walking is quite a useful skill. Though, I did not know it has an affect on others until I'd met you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Most people tend to pick up when they are being watched.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"it's a cat expression. I have several pictures of you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How-?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"..Very easily?"

Vizerxa tilts her head slightly in confusion.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Yes, but I was not aware?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa stands up, walks over to a shadowed corner, and just... disintegrates into the shadows, silently. She reforms in a shadow across the room.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Right…”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"it's a cat expression. I have several pictures of you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How-?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"..Very easily?"

Vizerxa tilts her head slightly in confusion.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Yes, but I was not aware?”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"it's a cat expression. I have several pictures of you."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How-?”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa holds up a finger and retrieves her phone from her pocket. She finds what she's looking for and shows Fyodor a picture.

"Cat expression."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s a normal expression— why do you have that picture of me?”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Your expressions and behaviors are very, very catlike."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor tilts his head a bit in confusion.*

“That’s an odd way to categorize someone. All of our actions are human. That is, unless they were raised by wolves, I suppose.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Yes you are."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“How so?”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Then I suppose it's time for me to buy more plastic objects as replacements." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I’m not even that cat-like.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

kitty meow meow forever in my heart /j /silly

“Goodness, did I accidentally summon you?”

[creatorbiaze]

i am always here :3

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please don’t be-“

[creatorbiaze]

why not :3

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I don’t think many would enjoy a constant presence around them.”

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

kitty meow meow forever in my heart /j /silly

“Goodness, did I accidentally summon you?”

[creatorbiaze]

i am always here :3

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please don’t be-“

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

Vizerxa sneaks up behind Fyodor, and stealthily puts a cat ear headband on him.

~ @the-fox-and-the-shadow

*Fyodor just blinks, hand pausing in midair as he was about to get food.*

“…..What is this for?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Cat."

Vizerxa says simply.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“No, I don’t believe I am.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You are very much a cat."

Vizerxa rests her chin on Fyodor's shoulder.

"Nikolai agreed."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Ah, you’ve met Nikolai? And of course, that makes sense now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I have. I believe I met him before I'd met you, actually. He's a.. fascinating individual."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I see. Yes, he’s my more… energetic one. He considers me his best friend. He also plans to kill me. He’s fun, I suppose, but my other subordinate, Sigma, is a lot more easy going and usually agreeable.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"An interesting dynamic you have. Ah, Sigma. I've met him before as well... I adopted him, actually; or at least one timeline's version of him."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I think I’m going to make a tally chart for every time you inform me of a new child of yours.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles, amused.

"I don't adopt children that often."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“You seem to have acquired a lot since I’ve known you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I started with two. They've only... ... tripled or so."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Mhmm, I haven’t known you that long at all, dear, that is a lot.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... I could always continue to adopt more. Perhaps they shall quadruple."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That would be much too many.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"... quadruple my number of cats?"

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“That’s… not as bad.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"More cats it is, then."

Vizerxa pulls away and starts walking to the door, acting like she's legitimately going to go get six more cats right now. (she isn't)

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Wait- now? You don’t even have the proper resources for that many cats-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa chuckles silently, shoulders subtly shaking. Mischievous Vizzy.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“At least buy the materials first? I don’t know how cats work, don’t they need to be slowly introduced, isn’t it better to buy one at a time??”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"A simple solution would be to adopt an entire litter. then, they already know each other." ^^

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“What if I need to mentally prepare to be around 8 cats?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... I suppose that's a valid reason to wait."

Vizerxa returns to fyodor's side, resting her chin on their shoulder again.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Thank you. In the meantime, would you want an omelette?”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Hmm... Yes please."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Omelette time! Fyodor grabs the stuff for it and makes two, one for each of them, idk how omelettes are made- she serves one to Vizerxa and sits down with her own.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Many thanks, vy suro."

Vizerxa nods gratefully, sitting down as well.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor nods and starts to eat, then suddenly remembers he never took the cat ear headband off and does so, setting it on the table.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa tilts her head as she starts eating as well, very tempted to put the cat ears back on him.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*An unsuspecting Fyodor contently eating, thinking of plans for the day.*

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa sneakily puts the cat ears back on fyodor, then goes back to her food and acts like she didn't do anything.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor just sighs.*

“You may as well find how to turn me into a cat.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Perhaps i should."

Vizerxa muses.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Please do not-“

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"Fyo-cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I very much prefer to be human.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

Vizerxa just chuckles. "Mrow."

Storm pops up beside Vizerxa as if summoned by the meow. Vizerxa gently puts her hand on Storm's head to discourage the floof from begging for food.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

*Fyodor takes the cat ears off again, setting them down and gesturing to Storm.*

“There, a cat for you.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"I suppose so."

Vizerxa chuckles, petting Storm's head.

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“Goodness, I’ve been made a cat twice now.”

[the-fox-and-the-shadow]

"You always are a cat."

[fyodor-dustyevsky]

“I will break all glass objects if I’m such a cat.”