[fyr-rphub]

Well that was a hot mess that ought to get the whole crew in trouble.

[fyr-rphub]

Mmmmmmmm pain meds fully wore off for the first time and holy shit I am in agony. Weird though, that my shoulder is the worst of it. And I don't know how I managed to miss my last meds alarm.

[fyr-rphub]

Pooping should not take that much effort. Holy shit indeed. Definitely tore something. Whole-ass babies are born with less effort, I'm entirely certain. Not a lot of them, but some. They did warn me, but also as a lactose intolerant person, I haven't had anything like this particular issue since before my body forgot how to digest milk at like 16. So. Yikes. Was not could not be prepared.

[kat4t0nix]

No actually, that trans kid should be allowed to access HRT and I'm tired of you dipshits arguing against human beings not being allowed to access healthcare purely because they're a "small human"

[awritersbro]

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

[tlaquetzqui]

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

[mollyhats]

Bruno 🤝 Belle: the whole town sang a song about how weird I am, which sucks, but it’s also kind of a banger and the coordination is honestly impressive.

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[t1naart]

[castingmysilver]

"The Shape of Missing You"

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[kosmogrl]

you have to build the life you so desperately want btw. no one will do it for you

[shaydh]

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

[fyr-rphub]

Whoop whoop final goodbye to my breasts!

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[fyr-rphub]

Lord, grant me the strength to clean my bathtub. I do not want to but I do know that I will be happier if it's cleaner.

[fyr-rphub]

It's not done well, but it is done.

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[fyr-rphub]

Cleaned the fridge and the sink!

Now I just have cleaning the bathroom, vacuuming, a bit of decluttering, making the bed, and a bit of mopping left to do today.

[fyr-rphub]

Lord, grant me the strength to clean my bathtub. I do not want to but I do know that I will be happier if it's cleaner.