we all go a little mad sometimes

stephy. thirty-something lvl. • german/filipina • writer sideblog @watchtowerindistress • type 6: the loyalist • intj: architect • asexual mess. multifandom. #sherlolly #kastle #everlark

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[wells-graham]

"Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn't get bored." - The Deal, chapter 34

HANNAH WELLS & GARRETT GRAHAM Off Campus: Season 1 (2026)

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[fromthedeskoftheraven]

rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people!

thank you @insomniamamma for the tag! love you!

Wilder Mind — Mumford & Sons Strawberry Moon — Adam Simons Breathe — Seafret Until I Found You — Stephen Sanchez My Alice — Billy Strings Shrike — Hozier Scared to Start — Michael Marcagi Don't Feel Right — The Blue Stones Heartbreak Warfare — John Mayer

going to my notifs to no-pressure tag the first ten moots I find: @caelwynn @femmert15 @thesandbeneathmytoes @maggiemayhemnj @inhabitant-of-the-void @fyrieofmedusa @belovedinfidels @jedi-master-chief @pix-writes @violent-darkness

[fyrieofmedusa]

rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people!

yay thank you so much @fromthedeskoftheraven for thinking of me!

Meddle in the Mold (A Colors Show) - BANKS

**L.O.Y.L** - Jessie Reyez

Hate Me Harder - Kesha

Risk - Gracie Abrams

You Can Have It All - Florence + the Machine

Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails

Eat Your Young - Hozier

Say My Name In Your Sleep - Maisie Peters

this is how you fall in love - Jeremy Zucker & Chelsea Cutler

I'd Love To Change The World - Jetta

no pressure tagging my ten moots: @weaverofdreaming @under-the-earth @lady-sigyn @4everships @julibernardo @heyfruitcake @constellance @opheliatrevelyan @burberrycanary @intrepidmare

[versains]

Well, my dreams are not like yours. Mine come true.

[offcampusdaily]

OFF CAMPUS

S01E01 - The Deal

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[sophie-baek]

OFF CAMPUS 1.06 "The Breakaway"

[jaime-lannisters]

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (2026) + Trivia Following the series' nomination for nine Emmys

[laurens-german]

# besties OFF CAMPUS (2026—)

+

[stellaluna33]

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

[sophie-baek]

OFF CAMPUS 1.04 "The Breakup"

[stra-tek]

Poorly aged things.

[aryasrandomthoughts]

IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING

PIRATING ISN'T STEALING

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1h-I3udUxdjoo43NWBVyLDr-iSj_KPzC-?usp=drive_link

[itberice]

Nana Visitor said that whenever they would try to renegotiate contracts between seasons for Deep Space Nine, Paramount would threaten to kill their characters in a shuttle craft accident and refused them.

No need to support Paramount, watch it all here!!!

[sophie-baek]

OFF CAMPUS 1.08 "The Line Change"

[victusinveritas]

[mikkeneko]

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do

[flamingwell]

(tags from @chenqingssuibian )

Everyone seems to have a different idea of what the orc would teach, so now I just need the orc to be a substitute teacher, filling in all over the school. Getting kids to run laps in gym, going ham on percussion in music, getting misty eyed in drama, everything

[wells-hannah]

Mandy? Marty? I can't remember her name... Mona? Molly? The M sounds right, but the rest is a mystery.