NEVER LOSE HOPE

she/he btw

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[theskullofjudgement]

SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND OTHER GIMMICK ACCOUNTS IS THAT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT MINDS THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT'S OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[threeeyedharemp3]

turn up the flerb i cant hear the flerb

[threeeyedharemp3]

turn up the flerb i cant hear the flerb

[riverpiracy]

[pukicho]

i named my baby after you

aww baby pukicho, destined for a life of misery

[pukicho]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[bobdylanyaoi]

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts