[screenshotsofdespair]

[tru]

Steph Verschuren

[mogumu]

nana love 💕

[demonndays]

[disjointed-unit-blog]

[iradraws]

🐈🦢🍄🍁☁️🌷🏠🚂 I baked biscotti for the first time this weekend & it was very good

[foone]

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

[pinkakuma]

edit | original ♥

[enkelica]

claudia hears some good news! 

[gothichoney]

do you think that we could get away

in the middle of the night, darling?

martini lights shining in a twist of fate

lust is not a crime baby

[fl00dland]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

[wifiwaitingroom]

[bpd-lingyao]

[gbcjulian]

bpd things

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]