Shane Hollander likes to be bad

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Shane Hollander likes to be bad
Ilya and Shane definitely fight like old marrieds.
Like I just imagine Shane and Ilya at the store getting necessities, and Ilya doesn’t care what matches or what doesn’t. He could care less if the Tupperware matched with each other. He would say, “No one will see it. It goes in the fridge or the cabinet!”
But Shane DOES
He likes things a certain way
So yes, he is going to have all blue Tupperware, and all of his plates and bowls will match with each other. And he will look at Ilya like this when he doesn’t do things the way Shane likes them.
Fabian does Shane’s makeup for fun and Ilya goes into a frenzy
I want to read a fanfic where Shane and Ilya we’re
Dating at some point but had a messy break up and they find they’re way back together
Soooo if you have any recommendations please drop them
Shane queens out with other bottoms guys
Like come on he needs more bottom friends
Shane always being in a better mood at practice after getting cracked by Ilya 5 times
I love how gentle Ilya is with Shane
Soft dom Ilya is the best
Bruh the heated rivalry fandom got so toxic it’s pathetic
I still stand with Hudson is a kind hearted soul and he made a mistake or someone else made a mistake in his teen years and now he has to pay the price for it which is heartbreaking to say the least
I love Hudson and Connor and I hope this all boils over
#keepinghudsoninmyheart
Shane had to 100% house train Ilya
*Harris presses record*
Ilya: this… is unnecessary.
Harris: Shane told me to make this so…state your name and the topic
*Ilya lets out a sigh*
Ilya: I am Ilya Rozanov and this is mean tings I say to my husband this week that I did not know were mean….
Ilya:….
Harris: go on…..
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Ilya: …at start of week Shane told me he was hungry and I said that I wasn’t .
Shane *who was been there the whole time btw*: and????
*Ilay gives Shane a sharp look*
Ilya: and I should have went with him to get food because he said so…
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Ilya: I made Shane give me my t-shirt back because I wanted to wear it one day but I should have let him keep it because he’s my boss and it looked way better on him
Shane gives a approving smile*
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Ilya: last night I telled Shane he has a fat ass which was very very wrong of me because-
Shane: you basically called me fat,huge, and big all in one.
Ilya: you know that’s not true sweetheart I didn’t say you were I said you ASS was which is very good thing! *laughs nervously*
Shane: mhm….
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Ilya: the other day my beautiful may I say husband and I were going to a screening we were invited to and he didn’t like the outfit that was picked for him and I said he looked pretty and he got mad because I should have supported his opinion
Shane: sounds about right 💅
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There was one more thing Ilya had to admit to the world
Ilya: okay now this is over doing it Shane.
Shane: hmmmm I don’t see what you mean….
Ilya: Harris….
Harris: not my fight man
*Ilya sighed*
Ilya: Shane-
Shane clears his throat
Ilya: I mean my beautiful husband is always right even when he’s not he’s right.
Harris cuts the video
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Ilya: your gonna pay for that
Shane: am I now?
They get a little to close for Harris
Harris: okay….thats my queue to take my leave 
Ilya sleeps on the couch every 5-8 business days
Sorry abt this ….
But…
The hug Shane gave to Ilya in ep 5 when they had that deep talk
Was probably the first hug Ilya got since his mom passed.
Shane: ugh it’s so cold and I forgot my jacket
Ilya: here Моя любовь take mine
Shane: I love you so much.
Ilya: we are * look directly at Hayden* the most perfect couple in Canada.
Jackie: hey I’m cold too babe.
Hayden: well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather!
This is literally Shane with him and Ilya’s child
Shane and Ilya are my new Barbie and Ken
*wink wink*
You are Shane Hollander for 24 hours what are you doing?