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@g0atisgoated
Shane had to 100% house train Ilya
*Harris presses record*
Ilya: this… is unnecessary.
Harris: Shane told me to make this so…state your name and the topic
*Ilya lets out a sigh*
Ilya: I am Ilya Rozanov and this is mean tings I say to my husband this week that I did not know were mean….
Ilya:….
Harris: go on…..
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Ilya: …at start of week Shane told me he was hungry and I said that I wasn’t .
Shane *who was been there the whole time btw*: and????
*Ilay gives Shane a sharp look*
Ilya: and I should have went with him to get food because he said so…
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Ilya: I made Shane give me my t-shirt back because I wanted to wear it one day but I should have let him keep it because he’s my boss and it looked way better on him
Shane gives a approving smile*
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Ilya: last night I telled Shane he has a fat ass which was very very wrong of me because-
Shane: you basically called me fat,huge, and big all in one.
Ilya: you know that’s not true sweetheart I didn’t say you were I said you ASS was which is very good thing! *laughs nervously*
Shane: mhm….
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Ilya: the other day my beautiful may I say husband and I were going to a screening we were invited to and he didn’t like the outfit that was picked for him and I said he looked pretty and he got mad because I should have supported his opinion
Shane: sounds about right 💅
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There was one more thing Ilya had to admit to the world
Ilya: okay now this is over doing it Shane.
Shane: hmmmm I don’t see what you mean….
Ilya: Harris….
Harris: not my fight man
*Ilya sighed*
Ilya: Shane-
Shane clears his throat
Ilya: I mean my beautiful husband is always right even when he’s not he’s right.
Harris cuts the video
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Ilya: your gonna pay for that
Shane: am I now?
They get a little to close for Harris
Harris: okay….thats my queue to take my leave 
Ilya sleeps on the couch every 5-8 business days
Sorry abt this ….
But…
The hug Shane gave to Ilya in ep 5 when they had that deep talk
Was probably the first hug Ilya got since his mom passed.
Shane: ugh it’s so cold and I forgot my jacket
Ilya: here Моя любовь take mine
Shane: I love you so much.
Ilya: we are * look directly at Hayden* the most perfect couple in Canada.
Jackie: hey I’m cold too babe.
Hayden: well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather!
This is literally Shane with him and Ilya’s child
Shane and Ilya are my new Barbie and Ken
*wink wink*
You are Shane Hollander for 24 hours what are you doing?
You are Ilya Rozanov for 24 hours what are you doing.?
Yearning bottom eyes
Dominant top eyes
What.
What…
We back with ANOTHER ONE
Sadie edit :(
YES HE DID BABY YES HE DID
The look????
And ppl say Ilya and Shane don’t have something going on ….
And don’t start with the “please don’t ship real ppl” bc mind you
ILYA KISSED SHANE
ROZANOV KISSED HOLLANDER
Made another one 🌝
DID I EAT?
HELL YEAH TWINNNN
..no.