[emilyblunts]

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[mintykat]

rock bottom // neck deep

[animentality]

John Mulaney comparing Donald Trump to a horse in a hospital is literally one of the most side-splittingly hilarious and disturbingly accurate metaphors I have ever heard. 

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

[coltre]

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[setheverman]

[outer-space-howell-blog]

i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho I’m still feliz navidying

[melanynmonroe]

this word play is unmatched.

[thecircle-]

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[sonofthestone]

when your coconut oil starts solidifying

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[setheverman]

there are actual humans out there who don’t know what furries are and every day i think to myself how i wish that were me

[princesconsuela]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[unbotheredmuse]

stop overthinking

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

Bitch I can’t