Magicarp used splash! It's super effective!

~...Alexandrea, 17, Canadian. Proud ginger. Pansexual. Get to know me...~

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #15

Nasa isn’t real, It’s just a group of people who really like the song twinkle twinkle little star

[forever90s]

[sorryandsoweare-deactivated2016]

Reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUALS, OR IF YOU COULD NEVER QUITE GET THE HANG OF A UNICYCLE

[itsabear]

So many injuries…. and the unicycle was hard too.

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

[dadfur-deactivated20240207]

how does Monica always have so many looks tbh

[poshs]

[trainedchimpanzee]

this is pure shitposting now

[fencehopping]

Sugar glider.

[geeksofdoom]

i am vengeance i am the night

[dogpetter15]

[stepbaby]

[iraffiruse]

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[g1ngereh]

parents: what do you want to be when you're older?

5 year old me: a vet.

parents: what do you want to be when you're older?

11 year old me: forensic anthrapologist.

parents: what do you want to be when you're older?

me now: i want to be a mermaird who lives in the mediterranean and lures sailors to their deaths.

[manicpixiedreamweeb]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]