its ray day baby

[wordwizards]

Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

[ushirominya]

you upset me

[kahin]

[GD: a gif of a small white and black kitten looking at the viewer and then back. There is a red filter over the gif. End GD]

[konoko]

[caztiel]

i think venom would love tumblr. i bet he’d make a carrd

[peaceandlove26]

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

[glameowr]

this is my chihuaua Pee Pee he sleeps on a bed of Amoeba he has no morals and he eats cytoplasm

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[vergak]

[vergak]

Holding her like a talisman

[conspiring-limabean]

[silentlaughter992]

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[valtsv]

sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

[nachtgaengerin-deactivated20191]

imagine saying this to your employer

[valtsv]

alright i will

[valtsv]

[torturelabyrinth]

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

[spixi-moved-deactivated20240205]

there are certain characters that i am just an expert on. anything i say is canon. if you disagree with me youre wrong

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[kittygallore]

Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened

[christianstepmoms]

[abandonrun]

“life is about baking bread” “life is about lying naked in the sun” “life is about eating fruit” well my life is about being on the computer

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

horror movie from the perspective of someone who just watched a scary movie & is really anxious afterwards so every scene is framed like its gonna be scary but nothing happens & they just go to bed

[lousolversons]

The Lighthouse (2019), Dir. Robert Eggers.

[foreveriallyzombified]

during this scene i fuckign gripped my cousins arm and screamed because i was so fucking scared they’d kiss. sincere homophobia from me and i’m gay. imagine the smell of these two combined