and, like a fool, you give it to him

Perseus, 23, he/they or fae/faer they should make estrogen and testosterone in fun flavors

[mxwillowneptune]

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

[charlesoberonn]

[likitesplit]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[moghedien]

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

[moghedien]

Like I’m so serious 😭

[rbremington]

Just to raise awareness at the situation in Canada right now to my non-Canadian followers: Toronto has been ranked as having the worst air quality in the world right now due to wildfires.

Toronto is not a wildfire-prone area. It is extremely close to the USA border, and the smog is currently affecting NY right now. There is literal chunks of debris in the air. The sky is orange, and the sun is nowhere to be seen.

Climate change and its effects are right outside your door. Data centres are the cause for the insane heat waves across the globe, and the increase in wildfires and other natural disasters.

You will watch recordings of the world burn around you, and only when you are behind the camera will you realize there is no going back.

Stop the data centres. Protect our planet.

[theseventeensteps]

some reminders, if you live in an area affected by wildfire smoke:

shower every day. if you can, shower twice a day. smoke particulate will stay on your skin and not only make you feel physically ill but make you feel irritable and awful. soap that shit off.

if you can, plastic-wrap your windows to seal out the bad shit. if you can't, put wet washcloths in the window gaps.

kn95s are your friend anytime you have to go outside, and seriously - *limit your time outside.*

if you have to be outside, pay attention to how you feel. breathing smoke like this can very quickly go from 'mild headache' to 'dry heaving into the gutter'.

if you can afford it, consider getting an air purifier for your home.

coming from your local asthmatic, breathing is very easy to take for granted until you can't. take care of yourself, keep checking the AQI, and consider guerrilla gardening so your neighborhood can breathe better the next time this is an issue :')

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

[davinaclaires]

THE BLACK PHONE (2021) BLACK PHONE 2 (2025)

[animationtvfilm]

BLACK PHONE 2 (2025)

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]