Daily Craziness

A gamer with a slight passion for books and music.

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[catcvlts]

[lunarriviera]

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

[optimysticals]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

That’s not the intended use Sir

[dalniente]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

[lynati]

One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

[inkingblots]

Oretachi Majikou Destroy

[sporesgalaxy]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[maridiayachtclub]

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

[trashboat]

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[huffylemon]

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[nest-deactivated20181209]

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

[jumex]

at 10:30 am

[karnalesbian]

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

[wewontbe]

this is how you unlock his side quest

[anxietyproblem]

[yaoisex]

10/10 can relate.

[angelicguy]

i love it when kittens are so young they can only move at like 8 fps

[elunia]

2 stages of reading books

1) reading so many books for few months straight and it destroys your life

2) having like a year break cause your body isn’t ready for that kind of commitment

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[aidn]

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

[wildy0ungbeautiful]

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

[aidn]

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

[1080islove1080islife]

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist