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is this all i am now? Dog Day Afternoon guy?
"it's hell! it's hell! shiraishi-kun! help me!" Occult (2009)
TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET as MARTY MAUSER in MARTY SUPREME(2025)
I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’
when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better
no one has ever wanted to hear that, just a load of stupid shit
really dishonest to dig this up. he was just a kid here
imagining a different version of the world where in 2011 obama gives an odd speech about being treated like a cigarette by republicans like "They want to light me up. Spark my head, suck allll my nicotine out if me!" that's received so poorly he has to bow out of the 2012 campaign, headlines everywhere "obama's baffling 'cigarette speech' confuses crowd and voters, "house majority leader disavows obamas infamous 'cigarette moment,' says voters don't want smoke," funding dries up, romney wins in 2012, never legalizes gay marriage and it becomes counterculture to be a resistance style dem pre-2016, so much that clinton wins in 2016 because maga never gained the kind of traction it had since there was no 2nd term obama lib culture to resist against, she still doesnt legalize gay marriage, in 2020 gay marriage is the premiere issue on the ticket, obama frontrunner against what is seen as an out of touch conservative clinton running for 2nd term, obama wins, gives inagural speech during which he makes a charming reference to cigarette speech like "if you know me, i quit smoking a couple of years back.... maybe later than i should have"
I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal
EVIL VILLAIN ICEBERG EXPLAINED-- "STALAGMITES AND STALAGTITES"
Imagine an obnoxious gay white man in his 30s, who teaches 7th grade social studies using Hamilton and, in a classroom of predominantly black children, tries to explain that the founding fathers were slave owners but its wrong to expect them to be perfect. Ok lock this guy into your mind-- hes walking into a Target in the twin cities metro area right now with a stanley cup. Hes filming a vlog with the front facing camera on his iPhone 16. Hes sucking down some brand of corn syrup coffee slop from the stanleycup. Hes vlogging buying the new Taylor Switt album release. Right as he gets to the display case he triggers an IED leaving him a sticky red mess on the floor and ceiling. Stalagmites and stalagtites. His name is Aaron. What do you think
her: are you dumb
me: quite the opposite actually
Nerds, Geeks, and other Brainiacs: “Finally a meme for me!”
you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look
For the love of god, unmute.
*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*
*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004
no i didnt
WHAT
ive never been there
DANIEL SMOTHERS?
no daniel southern
WHAT
yeah
ONE SECOND
*keyboard typing noises*
DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space
oh yeah. sorry
WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH
*plate slides out from under door*
thats a normal sandwich
NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY
theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it
Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.