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You have an uncanny ability to sense evil. The man who walks past you and gives you chills later appeared on the news as a murderer. The corrupt cop at the donut shop. Today you sensed the greatest concentration of evil ever. You peer into the hall, into beedy eyes of the class hamster.

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Peter: ughhhhh I’m SO tired

Tony, sipping coffee: I’ve become numb to that emotion

Peter: are-are you okay?

Tony: *sips coffee again*

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I feel called out.

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In case you’ve never seen Once Upon A Time, these are all things that actually happened on the show:

Snow White and Dr. Frankenstein had a one night stand.

Grumpy the dwarf used to be named Dreamy, but changed his name after he had to break up with his nice fairy girlfriend.

There was an eighth dwarf named Stealthy. He’s dead.

Red Riding Hood is a werewolf. She ate her boyfriend.

Mulan is in love with Aurora.

Mulan is also one of Robin Hood’s merry men.

Elsa and Anna have an evil aunt named Ingrid, who also has ice powers, that the rock trolls cursed the kingdom into forgetting all about. (She runs an ice cream shop.)

Peter Pan is Rumplestiltskin’s father.

Rumplestiltskin’s wife left him to be with Captain Hook.

Captain Hook later falls in love with Rumplestiltskin’s grandson’s mother.

But it’s okay, Rumplestiltskin later fell in love with Belle. And they had a kid. Then she died at the end of a really weird Up-style montage.

The Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch of the West are half-sisters.

Robin Hood and the Evil Queen are in love.

The Wicked Witch pretended to be Maid Marian after a time travel adventure and got pregnant with Robin Hood’s kid.

The Wicked Witch and Hades are in love.

The Evil Queen split herself in two using Dr. Jekyll’s serum. (Yes, as in Jekyll and Hyde.)

Feel free to add more! This show is bonkers lmao

aslan4king

I never realized how ridiculous this show was until I read this and I still love it!

#ouat #once upon a time

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Don’t know if anyone out there in the world still cares about this show, but I recently binged Once Upon a Time and wow do I ship Captain Swan. Pose: Kibbitzer

aslan4king

I 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 this 👏🏻 art!

#captain swan #killian jones #emma swan #captain hook #ouat #once upon a time #fanart #captain swan fanart #my artwork #kory draws

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tony and peter used to text each other all the time. after the events of infinity war with peter getting dusted and then tony returning back to earth, tony continued to text peter for the next five years of his grief

happy 18th birthday, pete. don't go thinking i won't stop calling you kiddo just because you're an adult now, alright?

happy 21st, kid. wish we could be celebrating it together. with may, too

i wish you could've met morgan. she would have loved you. she can be a little gremlin sometimes but you would have loved her so much, i know you would

i miss you

it's his last text. after peter is brought back with the infinity stones and tony dies, peter finds and reads each and every text sent from tony over the past five years. in the end, peter responds to a text that was never meant to be responded to

i miss you too

#marvel #mcu #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #spider man #iron dad #ow my heart

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[how the Avengers take a shower after watching the horror movie Psycho]

Clint: vows to never take a shower for the rest of his life, but is shoved in one a week later by Natasha.

Steve: blasts Beyoncé music until he forgets about being scared.

Tony: buys a semi-see through shower curtain and has F.R.I.D.A.Y. put his floor under lockdown.

Bruce: hides the knifes before taking a shower.

Natasha: takes the knifes into the shower.

Thor: is unaffected by the movie, and tried to take a shower like normal, but he is stabbed by an enthusiastic Loki who wanted to “recreate the scene.”