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dakota-the-wildcat‌:

Granny? You mean the witch?? Who transforms and becomes sexy and badass and usually has the coolest costume in the show??? AND some of the best songs?? Uh, YES PLEASE!! I’d play her in a heartbeat!!

What? No, she gets hot. I’m literally talking about Little Red’s Granny. Or like Jack’s mom.

#( convo: dakota )

ofdcvies‌:

Are you fucking serious?

...What? It’s a perfectly valid question! If the pasta’s still good, I could still eat it. I don’t waste food, man.

#( convo: theo )#( i'm dYIN )

ofdcvies‌:

@ whoever left their Togo box of spaghetti in the bathroom stall today: why?

The whole damn bathroom reeked of pasta. Thank you.

Bro! I knew I’d forgotten it somewhere. Thanks for the reminder. D’you think it’s still good?

#( convo: theo )

ajayashby‌:

Or…Live fast, die young, don’t give a shit about your skin because fame is fleeting anyway. No matter what you do to try and stay relevant, there’s always gonna be someone more youthful and marketable so like…fuck the system and wrinkle all you want.

Wow, man. That’s harsh. Real harsh.

#( convo: ajay )

dakota-the-wildcat‌:

Technically, not a kid. Plus, sunscreen is totally icky and gross.

And also I don’t wanna 😛

Check

MATE

😎

You do you! But if you turn into a wrinkle queen and start getting roles like -- Granny from Into The Woods, I’m definitely gonna say I told you so.

#( convo: dakota )

yojacksonlee‌:

This is…. admittedly not the warning I thought I would get from a staff member here. ‘Wear a condom’, ‘don’t drink’, and ‘stay off the crack pipe’… sure. But sunscreen?

Most of the those things won’t effect your career. Looking old, though? Tanks it. And wrinkles are a serious problem, dude.

#( convo: jackson )

oriondarrow‌:

“thanks dad. i’ll put some sunscreen on the next time i go outside. and by the way, can i borrow twenty bucks? and also the car?”

“Woah woah woah woah - no. Don’t call me dad. I’m too pretty to be called a dad. Kids age people. I’m not old. Do whatever you all wanna do, I’m just trying to be responsible.”

#( convo: orion )

Hey kids! This is a friendly reminder for you to wear sunscreen. If you don’t, you’ll get sunburned, start to wrinkle. And when you wrinkle, that means you look old. Looking old means you won’t get any roles. Despite how rad you may look tan, wrinkles are so not worth it. And then not only will you look older faster, you’re gonna die not-famous.

You’re welcome.

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basics

Name: Gabriel Nathaniel Lothario III Age: 27 Height: 5′8 Weight: 161 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Vocal Type/Range: Baritenor

stage

Hairspray! …………………………………….............................................. Link Larkin 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee………………………………. Leaf Coneybear Heathers the Musical .............................................................................. JD Next To Normal …………………………….........................................….. Gabe Godspell ……………………..............................................................…… Jesus Annie ........................................................................................................ Rooster A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder ………….......................…. Monty Little Mermaid ......................................................................................... Prince Eric Avenue Q ................................................................................................. Princeton/Rod Beauty and the Beast ............................................................................. Gaston Frozen the Musical ................................................................................. Hans

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