The Shady/Bitchy side of each moon sign
Very much hot heads in the moment, then act like nothing happened five minutes later🙄
“Me first, feelings later” head ahh Their emotions take priority, and they can bulldoze others without realizing (or caring).
Even in casual situations, they have to win, and if they don’t, they get salty fast.
If they don’t like you (or even if they do), they’ll say the harshest truth with zero sugarcoating.
If they feel unappreciated or ignored, expect passive-aggressive mood swings disguised as independence🤣.
If you piss them off, they won’t yell—they’ll just pretend you don’t exist, maybe Forever to 😭.
Once they claim something (or someone), good luck getting them to share or let go. Possessive & Stubborn as Hell.
They won’t waste energy on just anything, but if it’s about proving a point? They’re on it😫.
If they don’t like you, expect side-eye about your outfit, job, or bank account very much shady Materialistically.
They might not say it out loud, but their face will definitely tell you what they think😐.
Cliched, but They’ll talk sh*t about you, then smile in your face like nothing happened. Very much two faced 🤷🏾♂️.
They can flip from “I love you” to “Who are you again?” with zero effort.
Their insults are fast, witty, and so clever that you won’t even process the shade until later.
They collect gossip like it’s currency and will use it to their advantage😫.
One minute, they’re your best friend; the next, they’re ghosting you for something more interesting. Inconsistent Energy .
They get way too invested in people’s lives and feel personally betrayed if you don’t do what they expect.
Will act innocent and shocked when called out, because they would never!🤣
They’ll cry, vent, or act like the victim, even when they were the problem.
They might forgive, but they’ll never forget (and they will bring it up again).
Expect moody silences, heavy sighs, and “I just think it’s funny how…” energy🥲.
“Omg, I love how you don’t care what people think of your outfit!” Y’all give backhanded compliments.
If you don’t hype them up enough, they’ll subtly (or not-so-subtly) undermine you🫠.
They’ll act like they’re being humble, but the flex is always right there.
If they’re not the center of attention, they will find a way to redirect the spotlight.
Their emotional outbursts are theatrical, and you will be their audience.
They’ll find that one tiny flaw and make sure you never forget it.
“I’m just trying to help!” (while tearing you apart with unsolicited advice).
They act superior by staying “calm” while you look messy.
They’ll shade you while acting like they’re just “being practical.”
If they’ve done anything for you, expect to hear about it forever.
Smiling in your face, but dragging you in private (or to their other friend group) like Gemini moons y’all be two faced 🤷🏾♂️.
Pretends to be neutral but definitely stirs the pot behind the scenes.
Charm is their weapon, and they know how to use it.
If you throw off their vibe, they’ll quietly fade out of your life without a word.
Will ruin you socially if you embarrass them in public😭.
Forgiveness? Never heard of it. They will get their revenge.
They won’t argue—they’ll just stare at you with a look that kills your soul👁️👄👁️.
If you betray them, they’ll cut you off so coldly you’ll question if they ever cared.
Plays it cool, but behind the scenes, they always have the upper hand🤫.
They know your weak spots and will hit them where it hurts if you cross them.
They’ll say the most offensive thing and then act confused when you get mad.
Will debate you into exhaustion just to prove a point😵💫.
Will drop a chaotic take, watch the drama unfold, and then leave the chat.
If you’re too emotional, they’ll hit you with, “Ugh, can we not do this right now?”
Acts like they’re above petty drama but somehow always involved.
If they’re mad at you, expect zero reaction. They’ll just act like you don’t exist.
Every insult is strategic and meant to hit exactly where it hurts🧠.
They will find a way to have the upper hand in any situation.
If they don’t respect you, they’ll make sure you feel it.
They won’t say it outright, but their face will definitely let you know you’re beneath them.
They’ll hurt your feelings and then genuinely not understand why you’re upset.
“I’m just being objective” (as they completely invalidate your emotions).
They hate being told what to do and will do the opposite on purpose.
Will talk to you like you’re slow if you don’t see things their way😐.
If you confront them, expect a shrug and a “whatever” instead of an actual response.
Instead of confronting problems, they’ll just ghost and act wounded.
They rewrite reality to fit their feelings, even if it makes zero sense.
“I guess I just care too much” (while making you feel awful).
Acts forgiving, but months later will bring up how you ruined their life.
If confronted, they’ll cry or act confused until you end up apologizing.
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