[lmaonade]

12.30.20

[lmaonade]

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

[birdghost]

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

[unintelligibledifference]

18+

[birdghost]

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

[cursed-and-haunted]

[memewhore]

[2goth5ever]

[sharkodactyl]

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raevenlywrites]

Is this the jelly bean guy???

[icajax]

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

[raevenlywrites]

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

[surfacage]

egg…

[applesbananaspie]

me forever

[fenmori]

[bogleech]

Yeah, we get it, the Joker eats babies and microwaves puppies and is SO edgy all the other villains are 10,000SPOOKED by Gotham’s Do0MKl0wN. I mean even the funny versions of him in kid’s Batman content still tend to assume he’s the most dangerous villain in that setting, and that’s just plain old at this point. What if even all the gritty grisly “adult” Batman stuff we still have just went straight back to Joker being a campy goofball, practically a G-rated kiddie show grade menace, even if the rest of the setting is still grimdark? What if he barely ever even kills people? How much funnier and genuinely more interesting would it be if in the middle of Batman investigating a rash of gruesome occult dismemberments or whatever this asshole clown shows up and successfully pranks both sides with some day-one clown shit like a big giant whoopee cushion? It doesn’t have acid in it or anything. It doesn’t explode. He just MASTERFULLY puppeteers both Batman and the Satanic Blood Cult or whatever into making a big fart noise in front of everybody and somehow gets away with it.

Like that’d be the thing about him. His ability to manipulate and dupe people would be almost terrifying but it’s all the more infuriating that he uses it for petty, infantile nonsense that just inconveniences and humiliates everybody and is somehow the one guy who can _ALWAYS_ outsmart Batman no matter what. Batman would fucking hate it so much. He would hate it even more for how trivial it is. I would read the hell out of that.

[bogleech]

In fact what if he somehow manages to avoid ever breaking a real law but he causes such bizarre disruption they keep having to make new ones. Superman’s like “hey Bruce is it true it’s illegal in Gotham to bring an armadillo on a Ferris wheel?” and Batman just does not want to talk about it.

The general public doesn’t get it. They think the clown guy is hilarious. Only Bruce sees how horrific, almost supernaturally impossible his planning, his invasions of privacy would have to be to pull anything off. He ruins the entire public image and credibility of other villains and heroes. He robs people of huge victories with things as banal as pies in the face. With a complex domino effect ending in only a glitter bomb he topples a criminal empire Bruce was OBSESSED over for YEARS and now Batman looks like a big dumbass.

One day, in the middle of the actual batcave, he slips on a banana peel. Nobody was eating bananas. There is never any proof the Joker did it or any other evidence the Joker might know who he is but now The Batman is haunted for the rest of his life by 1) his dead parents and 2) a banana.

[risenshiney]

AAAAAAA I am mad mad MAD MAD LATE POSTING THIS, but here’s the full piece I made for @eeveeluzine in ‘19!!! WOO HAAAAAA 🌟🌟🌟

I’ve spruced up the colours n fixed lil bits since then though, cuz y’know, I’m a stubborn mare. Plus, I was thinking of possibly selling prints of this myself in the distant future???? (If there isn’t too many mistakes I’m still don’t get backgrounds dhfjdj)

I was so happy to be chosen to draw eevee which is still currently my favourite pokemon EVER. So, when that shaggy haired eevee from the Pokemon Sun and Moon anime showed up I had THE BEST excuse to draw it! It’s too, too cute!!

I will NEVER not love the eeveelutions, so thank you Eeveeluzine staff for giving me the opportunity to take part in this amazing zine!!💖 💖 💖

[risenshiney]

Ech, sorry to bore y’all w this image again, but its a cleaner version than the one I had before, so I’m shoving it here again for my own piece of mind…

I miss drawing these little heathens oh my goddd

[risenshiney]

Some Iggy and Ludwig (and Pom Pom) drawings I made back on Miiverse before it took the Dirt Nap™. Didn’t get around to saving most of my stuff there in time because I’m a schmuck. So, unless people saved/reposted them elsewhere, they’re gone 5ever. WHOOPS.

[william-snekspeare]

here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

[casbitchh]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit in my life

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

Pluto compared with Australia

[deeznutsforcutie-deactivated201]

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

let us die

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]