NEXT TIME, IT’LL BE YOUR FACE.. GABRIEL. Now, fuck off. Go eat some of your beloved potato chips or something.. promise another girl you could show her the world. Are they still falling for that? – Wouldn’t surprise me, you always did know how to turn the charm on.. how to hide the greeseball you really are. Whatever. I’ve got things to do. Goodbye.
There’s a fucking gaggle of spiders in my bathtub and I refuse to go anywhere in there until they’ve all been savagely murdered. If you see a towel clad blonde wandering around Brooklyn, no worries I’m not crazy…well not too crazy
“IT’S CALLED HAVING A LIFE FITZ. You might want to try it out sometime, who knows maybe you’ll like living out here in the real world more than wherever it is The Flashlight comes from. –– –– Oh stop, you’ll make me blush but now that we are on the subject, have engraved on your headstone will you? After all your death should revolve around me just like everything else should.”
The Flash, is a comic book. And I’m usually reading it, you guessed it, outside. My gravestone will read, Gabriel Fitz, in memory of Caitlin Moore, the greatest person in the world.
ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT REMAINED the same about Sam is her sassy attitude. Sarcasm was like a second language to her. That wouldn’t change. “She could use a soul to feed on, I’d offer her yours but that wouldn’t fill her up” joked the dirty blonde. “On a serious note she’s doing well.” Quite a few people were afraid of Samantha’s grandmother but honestly while the old woman could be quite stubborn she had the biggest heart. “I have my ways, and besides it’s the upper east side, secrets don’t stay secrets for long. Especially if you’re the one spreading them. Not indicating that you spread your own secrets or anything… Especially if you’re gossip girl but than that wouldn’t be such a shocker spreading your secrets to keep everyone off your track.” That last part was a joke, Sam didn’t think Gabe was actually Gossip Girl. She knew better. “I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach telling me that since my leaving you lost your way. You poor little lost puppy! It’s a miracle that you’re still standing ”
Rolling his eyes lazily at her humor, he leaned back against the chair, looking at her. He didn’t say a single word or even change is expression, except for the smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Who told you that?” His curiosity was always his downfall. But he knew she had just moved back so who could have possibly told her that? “I mean it would make sense, I have no secrets so I very well could be Gossip Girl. What a twist, imagine?” Gabriel sighed, remembering how hard it was not to follow her when she left the city. He could have, if he asked his parents, they would have and still would, give him anything he asked for. But he hadn’t been ready to leave the city, not yet anyways. “Things haven’t been the same without you, I’ll give you that. But lost my way? Never. I’m doing just fine on my own.”
THAT VOICE SOUNDED EERILY FAMILIAR to Samantha. No that can’t be him. Looking up it was indeed Gabe Fitz. Her dear old friend whom she hadn’t spoken to since leaving the upper east side . “I would have thought you were my grandmother” the dirty blonde smirked. “Seeing as she’s pretty much the only other person that calls me Samantha.” Honestly her grandmother called EVERYONE by their proper name. “Peachy fucking keen. Been awhile, I’d ask how you are but I already know the answer to that question….”
Smirking as their eyes made contact, he shook his head lightly. “There she is,” he replied, in response to her words. He was glad that her attitude still held that same amount of sass he remembered. “How is she by the way? Doing well, I hope.” Their families had often gathered together when they were younger, Gabe could distinctly remember the two of them spending their days roaming the streets of the Upper East Side without a care in the world. But that was then and now, well, now everything was different. He was different. “How would you know I was deathly ill or in the middle of a gruesome legal battle with some asshole who wants money from Fritos? Hmm?” He was curious to know how she thought he was doing after all these years.
SALTY ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY? Your only friend being your limo? —— Oh yeah totally, I mean just look at the tears in my eyes. I too dream about being an asshole, with no friends… please oh please Gabriel teach me your ways.
IS THIS THE PART WHERE, I’m supposed to know who The Flash is? 30 minutes? Oh very well, have your lousy thirty minutes. –– But the next time someone asks if I’ve ever been nice to you, remember this moment.
K-pop is Korean pop. Like, pop songs from groups in Korea that for whatever reason Americans like to listen to even though I’m 99% sure none of them speak Korean. Is he really? That makes him about three thousand times cooler and I’m definitely sitting up front with him. And that may be the post pretentious thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Have you ever even taken it? Have you ever experienced what it’s like to get somewhere in 5 minutes? Or has your highness always lived a miserable life of New York limo traffic?
First of all, why would I be listening to Korean music. Second of all. There’s no way in hell you’re playing it while I’m the car. Leave Esteban alone. I pay him good money to not fuck around while he’s on the clock. It’s true. But you wouldn’t know anything about that would you? No, you wouldn’t. I don’t take the limo everyday, I’m not stupid. I also have a helicopter.
Full Name: Gabriel Fitzgerald. But I hate both of those.
Nicknames: Just Gabe or just Fitz.
Date of birth: October 31st, no I’m just kidding. June 14th.
Hometown: Manhattan, born and raised. Unless you count the summers I spent in Ireland.
Sexuality: Straight, but I can appreciate a good looking guy when I see one.
Occupation: Spending money on shit I don’t need.
RELATIONSHIPS
What is your relationship with your parents like? Good I guess? Dad works a lot, mom is always at some expensive retreat or spa.
Do you have any siblings? If so, what is your relationship with them? If not, what member of your family are you closest to? Only child, thank god. I don’t think I can share what I have with a sibling. That would have been super annoying. My grandpa is pretty cool. He’s retired in Ireland with my grandma. They’re both great.
What is your relationship status? Single, but I’m looking to change that. There’s this girl, I don’t want to jinx it or anything but, there’s someone.
Have you ever been in love? I thought I was once, but, I was wrong.
Do you miss anyone? Yeah, this pet hamster I had, his name was Bob.
Top 3 best friends: Me, myself and I. I have friends, people I associate with, but that’s it.
Do you have any enemies: If you ask anyone in the UES who they hate the most, they’d probably say me.
PERSONALITY
Positive traits: I guess I’m funny, attentive and I’m a great listener.
Negative traits: I’m dishonest, I can’t keep my mouth shut and I’m a spoiled brat honestly.
Biggest fear? Um, hmm, I don’t think I have one. I know it’s weird but now that you’re asking me I don’t think I really have something to fear you know? What like spiders or fear or heights or something like that? I use to have a pet tarantula and I go sky diving all the time.
Do you have any regrets? No. Because at the time it was what I wanted. So, no.
What are your hobbies? Sky diving, rock climbing, flying around in my helicopter, people watching, a lot of stuff really, I do a little bit of everything.
Likes/dislikes? I like eating, kissing cute girls, I like watching people fight or argue, I like spending money. There isn’t really anything in particular that I don’t like.
What are your hopes, dreams and plans for the future? I want to turn 25 to inherit what’s mine and I want to get the hell out of NYC, pardon my french, there’s a nice house in Ireland waiting for me.
“I’M NOT SLEEPING. I’m just resting my eyes” Why didn’t I just go to bed at a decent hour? The dirty blonde asked herself. Oh right because she had a pretty important finale that she could not afford to fail. The struggles of a college student. Just wait until you’re out of school Sam, adulthood doesn’t get any easier. She had to fight back the urge to whine. Can’t wait. I really need a drink.
“As I live and breathe I’ve never seen anything more beautiful.” Gabriel smiled at the familiar face sitting alone at a table in the massive library. Inviting himself to her study session, he pulled a chair out and sat across from her. “Hello Samantha Caldwell.” Leaning back, he grinned, folding his hands on top of his stomach. “How are we on this fine, lovely day.”