I have better things to do than sit around and watch tv.
“so, you’re tellin’ me you don’t like to just sit back and relax? just kick it with some tv and chill?”
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I have better things to do than sit around and watch tv.
“so, you’re tellin’ me you don’t like to just sit back and relax? just kick it with some tv and chill?”
“i never doubted you, dear.” pressing a kiss against his cheek, her thumb smudging away the faint remnants of pink left in its place before cupping along his jawline for a moment. smiling brightly up at him as he took her script, she nestled against his side, arms wrapping around his waist as his fell in a comforting weight on her shoulder. “i think i’m having caffeine withdrawals,” she complained lightly, sticking her tongue out in distaste. “ice cream might cure my ailments. but you have to promise me your full attention for the rest of the afternoon, i absolutely refuse to share. so tell me, darling, how have the past–” she quickly calculated the time that’s past since she last saw him, “49 hours been?”
“that’s because you basically take it through a frickin’ iv, babe. you’ve got to chill. you’ll get these parts without killin’ yourself, sweets. i promise you that. and you know me. i don’t make promises i can’t keep.” the words flew so effortlessly from his lips because he k n e w serena could get any part her heart desired because that’s just who she is. she just a beacon that calls to people and draws them in. everyone can’t help but love her, in shay’s opinion. with a laugh, he rose his free hand, as he swore to her: “i promise to uphold my duties as a best friend to give you my full attention for the rest of the afternoon.” putting his hand back to his side, he squeezed the arm the hang around her should when the ice cream shop was in sight. “absolutely dreadful,” he said dramatically in response to her inquiry. “i can’t believe we were apart for so long. i absolutely cannot stand this type of tomfoolery. we mustn’t go that long without each other e v e r again.”
“YO, THAT WOULD BE ME IF I WERE a turtle. I’d be riding on that alligator like a mother fuckin’ boss. ‘Ridin’’ would be playing in the background, I’d be bopping my head, just living the live. Man, now I want to be a turtle.”
“dude... i swear i’m gonna get reincarnated into a mother fuckin’ sea turtle and ride that mother fuckin’ east australian current like they do in ‘finding nemo’. fuck, those turtles were legit. oh, oh–– but you know what would be super fuckin’ awesome, too? being a lion... like literally you’d be the k i n g of the pride lands. shit, bro. what else, dude? we gotta keep a list goin’.”
“Wait, has that actually happened before? I almost want to know the story. For the record, though, I would never leave to you to bang your pal, I promise.”
“well, i mean... they didn’t ditch me and turtles for a quick bang, but i was ditched for a quick bang, which i suppose is understandable if they make it better with a raincheck date over chinese. which did occur, so it was chill. also i mean who doesn’t l o v e sex, right? got t’get it while y’can, i guess. i’m glad you wouldn’t leave me to bang a pal... so kind of you... a real comrade.”
“right, exactly. look at you being all protective of me. i’m pretty sure he’d never speak to me again after that little interrogation. you’re a real tough cookie, shay. people who mess with the people you care about see that side and only special people get to see your adorable side. trust me, i know just how adorable you are and i take it in every single day. makes me wonder how i got so lucky having a best friend like you.”
“petal... you’re makin’ me blush with all your talk... but listen, i’m the l u c k y one! i mean look at ya’, you’re literally the greatest human, and i get to call you my bff–– like how could i not be adorable when i’ve got your cute li’l self standin’ next to me lookin’ all, well–– cute. okay, okay, this is enough sap for me. for me, even, and that’s saying something considering the amount of times i’ve cried during the lion king and the land before time. oh, and also wreck-it ralph. y’know what? fuck those animated movies; they always make me cry. what the hell.”
“CAITLIN. MY NAME IS CAITLIN, and quite frankly I rather slam my tongue in a car door. —— Not that it should keep you from enjoying your uplifting point of view, but back here in my world… well let’s just say we enjoy the rain and clouds far too much to let them go…”
“yikes... not really sure what’s up your butt, but just cause your ‘world’ is doin’ somethin’ doesn’t you’ve got to. but hey, i mean, who am i to stand in the way of you worrying about the future rather than havin’ fun? sounds to me like you have things all figured out.”
“I SHADOW MY PROFESSORS as part of my masters degree curriculum. —— Not that it’s much of an issue for me, I enjoy it. But hmm, I would have pegged you for a vet I mean don’t count it out? You’ve got the animal love part of it down just right.”
“wow, that’s cool–– so you’re pretty smart then? to be able to do that masters stuff and everything? that’s pretty sick, dude. my brother’s like freakishly smart. m’not too smart with school stuff. i mean i’m good with my hands and building, takin’ apart, ‘nd putting back together–– but not any of the school stuff, really so i don’t think i could go do that, to be honest with ya’.”
text — pretty petal 🌸
hailey: tru tho. ur adorable af.
hailey: i didn't mean i never have !! it's happened before. i normally don't eat that stuff tho ://
hailey: mhm, sureeeee :p
shay: o i kno 💁🏽
shay: how do u not normally go there tbell is my heaven.... my haven..... another FOOD GROUP TBH
shay: how can u play me like dis
shay: STOP IT U
shay: Y R U LIKE THIS dont be mean 2 me i am just a little puppy that needs tacos :////
text — pretty petal 🌸
hailey: awww, every time u call me that it makes me smile.
hailey: well thanks, now i want a doritos locos or five too. never had the craving until now.
hailey: psh, u only want me around so u don't look like a loner while u eat :/
shay: thats cuz im cute and im a puppy and i make everyone smile :~)
shay: how have u nvr had a locos craving.......????? ur loco tbh :/
shay: noooooooo ://///// dont play me like that u kno my intentions r not evil i am NOT a mean puppy
text — pretty petal 🌸
shay: how's my pretty lil petal doin???
shay: when r we doin tacobell bc i need doritos locos in my life :////
shay: & also more of u obvs
how would i know if he does? yikes, this suddenly sounds really complicated. is that what you’d do if i walked through the door of the coffee shop you worked at? that’s pretty adorable of you. oh snap, shots fired there.
“well, i don’t know... but, what are best friends for, right? i’ll go ask him. i’ll bust in there like ‘you fuckin’ with my girl, hailey, ‘cause son, you won’t be doin’ it again’. oh yeah, i’m a real tough dude, didn’t y’know? i mean, i am pretty adorable, if you hadn’t noticed. which would be pretty offensive since we’ve known each other for more than enough time for you to take in the adorableness that is shay hansen.”
“WELL THAT WASN’T DEPRESSING. –– –– If anyone is ever in need of a pep talk, I suggest you let someone else take the reigns. I am now now picturing myself, old, bitter and alone. Thanks for that.”
“hey, pal... you started it by tellin’ me your motto, and i was just lettin’ you know what i thought of it. not my fault if your motto is a little depressing. but, i can help y’make that motto a li’l more uplifting! c’mon, put some shay sunshine in your life.”
“Don’t ask me why, but I think the monkey one suits you better than anything. And wow, I’m actually quite hurt that you would even entertain the idea that I would even think about backing out on this kind of opportunity?”
“probably because i’m sneaky like a monkey, and i like to goof off, and i’d say monkeys are a good match for me. okay, okay, don’t get your knickers in a twist. i was just makin’ sure, okay? i mean, who knows maybe you’ve got a date or somethin’ and you’re like ‘nah, shay’s cool i’ll just go bang this pal and leave him to play with the turtles’. it’s happened to me before. sort of.”
right? i was pretty impressed, not going to lie. i mean, i did toy with the idea but i figured it was better not to for the time being. maybe if i go in there again and he recognizes me, it’ll happen. you think so? now i’m genuinely curious as to who you think i’d be better with.
“no, no, no–– see y’can’t let it happen again ‘cause what if he tries that on all the pretty girls that walk through the door y’know? i mean, you deserve to be singled out and asked out by someone who’s only got eyes for you! everyone deserves that. so that li’l dude can hop off it. bet he’s not packin’ either, if y’feel what i’m sayin’.”
Real what? What are you talking about?
“you’ve... you’ve never heard of real world? jersey shore? dude, what rock are you livin’ under?”
"NOT A MOTTO I USUALLY LIVE BY. But I do suppose it works for most people, –– I’m more of a why enjoy today when you can be worrying about tomorrow kind of person. Never enjoying the moment all of that.”
“okay but how do you enjoy what you plan if you keep lookin’ forward? pretty soon you’re gonna be all old and fragile, and you’ll be like ‘what did i enjoy, though?’. you’ve got’ta live in the now!”