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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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text 📩 ava likes dexter 🆘
nat: these adjectives and nouns are not matching up!! NOPE no thank u
nat: AH okay so richy McRich™ goes on a boat with dad & friends and disappears for a few years and is p much assumed to be #deadaf by his friends, fam, and whole city
nat: surprise!! it's him and he's alive and v grumpy, not at all like the richy McRich™ of the past.
nat: he takes on the moniker of Green Arrow and kills the people who have "failed his city" and slowly becomes more moral between flashbacks and becomes a #hero with the help of his team (felicity is the best, diggle is great too)
nat: and sometimes he has help from the flash!! who is a lot less grumpy
nat: i'm not at all versed in superhero things. .. . . nope
ava: isn't the flash blind? i never understood that
ava: how come you can deal with regular death but not serial death???
ava: CMON JUST WATCH IT
fckserenavance :
“Thanks so much. I’ve been absolutely distracted all day, this was bound to happen at some point. It’s lucky I bumped into someone so friendly. Not everyone here is so nice, you know. I bet half of everyone around us would have just kept on walking and given no mind to the poor, trampled girl on the ground.” Taking some of the script from the the girl’s outstretched hands, she shuffled them back into place. “Oh!” There was a visible shift of demeanor at the question, a newfound excitement to her tone. “It’s just this little pilot; there’s an open casting call for it in about a week. I’m auditioning for the main girl, the daughter of the lead. It’s lovely. I’ve been practicing since my agent sent this thing over yesterday.” Another strand tucked behind her ear. “Not that you cared about all that. Give me an inch and I’ll never shut up.”
Ava smiled softly as the girl rambled on - to be honest, she liked that in a person. It meant she didn’t have to talk as much. “No, no, you can totally continue. I’d love to hear more about that, I’m actually into acting as well, though I’m more of a stage actress. So yeah, that sounds...awesome.”
ftwdevon :
He quickly glanced down to truly look at the appetizers she mentioned and made a face when he realized just how bad the mess was. “Yeah.. they’re a lost cause,” he sighed, but smiled up at her nonetheless. “I can pull some strings though, don’t worry,” quickly piling the last of the food onto the tray. “C’mon, let’s go back to the prep space… and figure this out, I guess.” He got back onto his feet after wiping what he could off the floor with the corner of his apron. “I’m Devon,” he mentioned, motioning for her to follow him out of the crowded space. “And it was my fault, you were probably doing just fine.. I’m the dud who zoned out.”
Ava tried to stifle a giggle at that, but failed. It really was such a mess that it was sort of funny. “I’m Ava,” She smiled, rising to her feet and wiping her hands on her work pants. “Do you know who’s event this is? I kind of just...got hired. I don’t even know what’s going on.” Ava questioned as she followed him through a huge throng of people.
megvunipola :
“I wanted to stay at home with my brothers and Dad, Mum moved her after she had an affair, and I got dragged with her.” Meg didn’t care for hiding her Mother’s infidelity, a part of her despised her for it. “It’s really nice to meet you to, Ava.” She replied before laughing. “Hey it’s all good, I don’t mind.”
“Oh, well I’m sorry. Do you like New York, at least?” Ava questioned, giving Meg a comforting smile.
gabrielfitz :
First of all, why would I be listening to Korean music. Second of all. There’s no way in hell you’re playing it while I’m the car. Leave Esteban alone. I pay him good money to not fuck around while he’s on the clock. It’s true. But you wouldn’t know anything about that would you? No, you wouldn’t. I don’t take the limo everyday, I’m not stupid. I also have a helicopter.
You’re not, but people do! All the time. I’m not gonna play it in your stupid car, but leaving Esteban alone is a different story, buddy. Ah, so you’re gonna land your helicopter in the intersection at Broadway and 42nd, of course. This is a kind of privilege I’ve never experienced.
shaywtf :
“well, i mean… they didn’t ditch me and turtles for a quick bang, but i was ditched for a quick bang, which i suppose is understandable if they make it better with a raincheck date over chinese. which did occur, so it was chill. also i mean who doesn’t l o v e sex, right? got t’get it while y’can, i guess. i’m glad you wouldn’t leave me to bang a pal… so kind of you… a real comrade.”
“Okay that’s true, free Chinese can pardon any mistake. And I guess I’ve just never been one for casual hookups? And hey, that’s me, the best of friends - always by your side no matter how hot your pal is.”
megvunipola :
She still found it alien that people found where she was from and how she spoke so interesting. “For 18 years, I’ve been here 6, not my choice but my Mother practically dragged me kicking and screaming.” She shrugged before grinning. “I said I love you, it’s the one thing without I fail I always say in Maori.” Meg explained the language barrier before nodding as the now not stranger, told her her name. “Ava, I’m Meg, Meg Vunipola.”
“Oh, wow. Why?” Ava questioned. She didn’t want to come off as weird or nosy, but she liked something about the girl. “That’s really sweet, actually. It’s nice to meet you Meg, I swear I’m not always this weird and tourist-y.”
lexrmrez :
“Eh, ya got a fair point there, gal. I can have all the whipped cream I want on my Grande Venti Chocofrappelatte.”
“You can even squirt it right into your mouth if you want.”
alexanderfarley :
”OH THE BEST EVER. Trust me I’m her favorite person in the world. —— Eh I don’t know about that I mean there will be a large audience after all it’s family tradition never do anything unless the world is watching. Stupid policy to live by if you ask me but my sister eats it up. I’ll take your worth for it and if anything goes wrong I’ll blame you. There problem solved.”
“Well, as they say in theatre, all the world’s a stage. Your family just may be taking it a little too seriously. Exactly - if they go on a witch hunt when you don’t show up, send ‘em to my place, I’ve got you covered.”
text 📩 ava likes dexter 🆘
nat: AH okokok
nat: listen i like weird stuff like men in tights flying around with other men in tights BUT i draw the line at serial killers
nat: i will have nightmares for life
nat: although this sounds strangely like arrow.. . .
ava: no i PROMISE he's a lovable serial killer!!
ava: what's arrow about again?
wesmarcus :
“I did, before you tore it out and stomped on it.”
“Aww, I’m sorry. Do you want me to kiss it better?”
hello friends so I went to my best friend's prom last night and we had a fuckin blast but I am still at her house and without my laptop and I have no clue when I'm going home but hopefully I'll be on for a bit by acceptances!! and then I have to go to another party later this is entirely too much socialization for me um help also I'm bringing another character in (Evan Peters FC) and if you'd like to plot just shoot me an IM!!
CHARACTER PROFILE - TASK 001
“Let the world know you have arrived, make your mark and impress them. That’s what life in New York is all about, this is your time to shine. Tell us about yourself, you have our undivided attention. We swear!”
megvunipola :
Running a hand through her tousled hair Meg smiled as the girl spoke, and a small laugh left her body as she questioned about the language that she’d spoke to end the conversation with her brother. “It definitely wasn’t English.” Meg confirmed with a small smile. “It was Maori, I’m a Kiwi.. Uh from New Zealand sorry, hence the accent, and the sloppy language.” She laughed again, noticing that the girl in front of her sounded a little nervous. “Don’t worry, it’s not really a language that’s easy to pick up on from an overheard few words.” The brunette nodded as she explained, trying to make the other girl feel more at ease.
“Oh, wow, that’s really cool, actually.” Ava was always intrigued by those from other places and those who traveled, since Ava was never able to do so herself. “How long did you live there? And when did you move here? And like, what did you just say?” Ava stopped herself, laughing at her own enthusiasm and forcing herself to mentally take a step back. “I - I’m sorry. I’m Ava.”
shaywtf :
“probably because i’m sneaky like a monkey, and i like to goof off, and i’d say monkeys are a good match for me. okay, okay, don’t get your knickers in a twist. i was just makin’ sure, okay? i mean, who knows maybe you’ve got a date or somethin’ and you’re like ‘nah, shay’s cool i’ll just go bang this pal and leave him to play with the turtles’. it’s happened to me before. sort of.”
“Wait, has that actually happened before? I almost want to know the story. For the record, though, I would never leave to you to bang your pal, I promise.”