Archangels Anonymous Meeting #2 - 03-22-26
✨ Samuel @lucifersamuelmorningstar
Records of the Meeting (4:28pm ET)
Samuel: Hey guys! Wanted to discuss that one topic called "fuck idk" where I figured we can talk some shit...
Gabriel: Sure. Is Michael running the meeting or--
Michael: I AM! IT'S ABOUT ME HAVING A TUMBLR ACCOUNT! THAT'S WHY THERE'S MORE OF YOU THAN USUAL TODAY...
Samuel: Yeesh you don't have to shout in caps, Mick!
Michael: *flips hair* All right everyone, today we're discussing who is making a Tumblr account today.
Samuel: And who's gonna follow me first.
*Both Samuel and Michael stare at each other, swords in hand but not battling yet*
Gabriel: Ugh...would anyone else like to speak. Poor Luci wants to know which archangel will have a blog next.
Zadkiel: *smirks* Mine would be full of Ringo Starr shit.
Metatron: I CAN JUST REBLOG SHIT! AND WRITE IN MY BOOK OF TUMBLR! Hehe...Book of Tumblr...
Uriel: *wicked smile* Lucifer I'll send you gifs of scar in my asks for you.
Ariel: ...I will now play ze piano! 🎹🎶
Michael: *chuckles* Good luck with that. Your son wants to be a mermaid anyway.
Samuel: The correct term for him would be "merman". *Chuckles*
Michael: STOP THROWING AIR QUOTES AT ME!
Sariel: I think it's impressive that Sammy and Mick are still battle ready.
Jophiel: It's impressive that I'm the only woman angel here guys. Seriously!
Remiel: *sings like David Gilmour* And in the end~
Raphael: I see...the Archangel exterior has dove deep into the Tumblr interior. Perhaps I make my account first?
Gabriel: GUYS! We are voting on if MICHAEL will have one. He's the fucking leader!
Raphael: Since when do you defend for Michael, Gabriel?
Samuel: SINCE HE HAS BEEN A NICE GUY! *hits Raphael with his tail* Poor Gabe. Ok Gabe? You have them all vote for if Michael should have an account called "archangelmichaelstempleton" and I will sword fight Michael in the process. Deal~?
Michael: TOO LONG! EVERYONE VOTE ON "modangelmichael" PLEASE. IT'S A LOT SHORTER!
Remiel: *plays a Gilmour riff while Samuel and Michael battle*
Gabriel: Ariel stop playing the piano. Now while--REMI! Put the harpitar down! Thank you. Now...VOTE. PLEASE!
✨ Samuel (archangelmichaelstempleton)
✨ Gabriel (both are good)
✨ Michael (modangelmichael)
✨ Raphael (modangelmichael)
✨ Jophiel (archangelmichaelstempleton)
✨ Metatron (use both, one as a tag, one as a blog)
✨ Zadkiel (archangelmichaelstempleton)
✨ Uriel (archangelmichaelstempleton)
✨ Ariel (modangelmichael)
✨ Sariel (archangelmichaelstempleton)
✨ Ramiel (modangelmichael)
✨ Remiel (modangelmichaelstempleton)
Michael: I WON! ...what happened?
Samuel: You CHEATED YOU IDIOT! C'MON REMATCH! Oh wait...Gabe, results?
Gabriel: The results are interesting. Only I said both are good. Metatron said to use both, one as a tag and one as a blog.
Metatron: Mmhmm~ Aren't I genius?
Metatron: Fight me later, Rami! Anyway, do I HAVE to choose Gabe?
Gabriel: *raises an eyebrow* It is Michael's blog. Ask him.
Michael: *wicked smile* How about "modangelmichael" hmm~~?
Samuel: Don't have him sway the vote. Do what feels right to ya Tron.
Metatron: *blinks* Let me test something...
Michael: Oh dear Lord Metatron what are you up to now at th--*hears dinner bell*
Remiel: ...oh no. *Plays the Have a Cigar Pink Floyd opening riff*
Ramiel: Winner winner chicken dinner!
Jophiel: Now why do you boys have to be so cruel?!
Zadkiel: Because we're brothers in arms. Very holy.
Michael: *laughs manically* HOLY! HILARIOUS! *stuffs his stuffing he made hours earlier*
Samuel: *smirks* Did you just get Mick fat Tron?
Metatron: *judges like Howie Mendell on AGT* You know I like the snappy name modangelmichael for advertising...but it looks like to me archangelmichaelstempleton is starting to grow on me!
Michael: *rolls his eyes as he rubs his stomach* Gee I wonder why. *Chuckles*
Gabriel: *giggles* Ok so I'll go with the Templeton one...and um... let's see here. That makes 7 for archangelmichaelstempleton and um, 4 for modangelmichael. Now Remi um...why modangelmichaelstempleton?
Remiel: *smiles softly* Lad, it's a play on words. Sammy gave us the joke and I simply shortened it. *Guitar riff Pink Floyd style*
Zadkiel: ...wanna ask the big cheese?
Jophiel: Michael, it's your blog on the line! All of Tumblr is counting on you!!!!!!!!!
Michael: *eyes wide, blinks, then narrows his eyes* Tumblr or you guys? Heh. Well...*rubs his stomach after eating some cheese for Zadkiel*...according to my black hole stomach here, I believe Sammy you're right. I am Templeton. Which on HERE...*taps his chin* would make me what they call a "rat boi" with an "I" so...hmph. All right then...as soon as we're done here... I'll take you up on everyone's request. Majority rules!
Remiel: So modangelmichaelstempleton then?
Samuel: *snickers* or archangelmichaelstempleton~?
Michael: *stuffs meatballs in his mouth, closes his mouth to burp, rubs his stomach, chuckles* I actually say the ladder. To make sure people know I'm an archangel, not just some human by mistake!
Gabriel: Ok then! archangelmichaelstempleton it is! Ok so guys, maintain your temples...and then make sure to follow Michael here once you made your accounts! 😄
Samuel: Hey Mickey, you sure you can make it to your temple? Templeton~? *Laughs and his tail boings while laughing*
Michael: *laughs* Bite me, Sammy! I'll just drag~ out the end of the meeting here! Heheh...get it?
Samuel: *laughs* He really IS a drag!
Gabriel: *nervous laugh* At least he won't look like that on his Tumblr page!
Samuel: *snickers* on his profile pic anyway...
Gabriel: *shoots a dirty look while smirking*
Samuel: HIS IDEA NOT MINE! Gabe!
End meeting time: 5:26pm ET