Tired Lawyer 🥲

He/Him A simple lawyer trying to figure out this 'Tumblr' thing. Banner created by @duckvenger!

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Good evening to those on this website, Tumblr.

My name is Mister Gabriel Utterson. I have arrived on this site to provide advice and suggestions to your questions! These will be related to: theater (musical or traditional), law, relationships, and anything else requested.

Please, do not hesitate to send me asks! I am always happy to reply.

Yours,

Mister G.J. Utterson

[Edit by Mod] Please follow my main at @gabriel-shutterson, and my other ask blog, @imnotreanimatingthedeaddog! I’m very grateful for all of the support on this blog! <3

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[gabrieluttersonsuggestions]

how legal is it to blow up a small cat with a nuclear thermal rocket

-the bold detective, making a minor comeback

….hello, why do you ask.

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how r u doing??? :)

Bah, you know how it is. So much paperwork, so little time. Thank you for asking, dear anon.

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It’s sad that you died 😔

I am not dead, just… incredibly busy. I appreciate your concern, however.

(OOC: hi guys mod here i have been so busy with life forever

I’ll try to revamp this blog the most i can ^u^ i hope you’re all still invested in it)

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Hey. Hyde just hit me with a car and I’m gonna sue, will u be my lawyer?

I- pardon?

[gabrieluttersonsuggestions]

Have a cupcake! 🧁

And please check on jekyll. Nothing in particular is causing this worry, but knowing him, he probably needs to be checked on

Thank you! I will do so.

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GET OFF THE PHONE, G R A N D P A

I- what?

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Hello, sir! I'll be going to a cafe on my way through town, most likely Chauncy's. Would you like me to buy you a drink? Tea, coffee? Oh, or perhaps you'd like a cake!

Just a cup of chamomile, if that’s alright with you? Thank you, dear.

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Hello Utterson, how are things with you as of late?

I am well! Busy as ever, though.

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Utterson you are my favorite slut! 💖💖💖

I- slut?

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Have you spoken with Dr. Jekyll recently? I hear he is ill

Is he? That’s unfortunate….

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😦

He died

Oh dear.

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Hello! Do you like puppets?

I suppose I have never thought about it, so I don’t really have many thoughts on them.

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Sorry Gabe, Jekyll is way softer than you, and he’s got big arms. Way better to hug. You’re too bony, but you get bonus points because you’re not weird like Jekyll is and your hugs last longer. Jekyll hugs for 3 seconds and then gets bored.

Final score: Utterson: 3/10 Jekyll: 7/10 Hyde: -100000000000/10

Sorry Gabe 😔 be softer that will improve your score.

I- sorry.

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Utterson! Utterson!! You got smooched!!!!

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Utterson please look

Haha. Brie.