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Figured out my pronouns today ☺️
the worst part of the deleted scenes is that i understand why they cut every single one and theres this palpable difference where you can tell its moreso just ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set than narratively serving grace and rocky. this however has led to my new demand for a 3 hour movie of ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set muppet style.
🤌🤌🤌
prev this is a genius idea @littlelatinboy-sindrag
#genuinely a show of just like. ten to fifteen minute segments#each episode detailing a different silly adventure on Erid or the trip to Erid#where they’re just goofing around and there’s no plot just fun and friendship
I’m glad that Indiana finally has its first national park and that it’s the one mostly known for having sand dunes that eat children.
how, pray tell, does a dune eat A Child
Imagine that you’re a big pile of sand by the shore of Lake Michigan, between Gary and Michigan City. Your name is Mount Baldy, and you’re a popular tourist destination at what is now Indiana Dunes National Park.
For a huge pile of tiny rocks, you live a surprisingly nomadic lifestyle. More than a hundred years of tourism and foot traffic has destroyed much of the native grass that kept you stationary. You are now what they call a “wandering dune”, as wind off the lake slowly but steadily pushes your tremendous bulk a little further inland every year.
As you move, you gradually engulf everything in your path—trees, buildings, rocks, hills, your own parking lot—everything. You are an unstoppable force, like some kind of gigantic gelatinous cube, but you’re still very popular with visitors.
In 2013, you suddenly eat a child. It’s a surprising move on your part—dry quicksand isn’t supposed to be a real natural phenomenon. I mean, what is this, a 1960’s action movie?
One moment, a family from Illinois is cheerfully climbing your slopes. The next, the 6 year old boy suddenly vanishes without warning, leaving no trace. Would-be rescuers dig in the sand where he disappeared until their hands are bleeding. Geologists insist that he must have wandered off, because enormous piles sand physically cannot form hollows or pockets within themselves—but three hours later, he is found, unconscious but alive, buried almost twelve feet deep in the sand.
The current leading geological theory as to how this happened is that the organic material you engulf, like trees, slowly decompose beneath your slopes, leaving behind unstable voids held together only by the fragile remains of the decayed material. When these voids are walked over, they collapse, forming sudden sinkholes that can swallow visitors whole. The rules that typically govern stationary dunes, or wandering dunes in areas that are not forested, no longer apply to you. You are unpredictable and dangerous and have remained closed to visitors except on guided hikes ever since.
Did that really need to be in second person and fuck me up like that? No. But I’m not mad.
in retrospect I have no idea what possessed me to write this in second person
anyway devil’s stovepipes/decomp chimneys are cool as shit
since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.
“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool
“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help
“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them
“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill
what gets me about the dream thing is that hes SO unserious about it. book!grace wouldve said yeah we spend more than two hours hallucinating each night and then rocky wouldve been like tf???? and then he wouldve gone on a five minute tangent about dream science and how we havent really figured out how exactly it works yet.. etc etc. meanwhile movie!grace is out here waxing poetry and giving rocky a borderline incomprehensible definition of the word just so he can say life with you is like a dream. dude what.
this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash
Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk
We Are One step Closer
if Eridians don't wear any jewelry (or clothing, in the movie) unless it's part of special celebration clothing. and if Grace's glasses are generally assumed by most Eridians to be some type of human jewelry.
do you think Eridians interpret the way Grace dresses to mean "this guy is low-key down to party for like 98% of his waking hours"?
Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...
I refuse to draw him in pants btw
god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret
you don't get to know all of me
it's tuesday you only get to know sara
you understand me to my soul
Honestly all the notes on this have been so good, here's a few of my favorites
"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.
#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.
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in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it
we as a society lived like this for years and years
I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.
I'd want to fuck that printer.
I love how this is in past tense. Fuck you mean "lived" last time i checked usb ports are very much still the standard
USB-C is taking over. Recently bought an external disk drive and it needs a USB-C to USB-A converter. The converter came with it, sure, but it is going away in time
Okay so, following my previous post talking about the new era of Crossovers with the Ryan Gosling cinematic Universe, here is how I think the Coltland Gentry siblings introductions to their respective partners and companions would be like.
Ryland, somehow back on earth: Okay so, this is my partner, Simon. He comes from a Post-Apocalyptic alternate reality. And this is my best friend, Rocky, with his partner Adrian. They are aliens from 40 Eridani. I met them while being forced in a presumed suicide mission to save earth.
Six: Cool. This is my partner, John, he's probably the best hitman to ever live, he tried to kill me. And this is Claire, my daughter/little sister that I acquired while being a CIA shadow operative being hunted around the world by... anyone in possession of a gun basically.
Colt: ...
Colt: This is my girlfriend, Jody. She's... a producer. A very normal, human producer that I met while being a stuntman. Sorry, how is it that you guys met my brothers again?
Jody, who has just been handed not one, but two brilliant queer action/sci-fi storylines, shaking from excitement and notepad in hand: Yeah, tell everything from the beginning. With details.
every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going