‘VIEWERS PICK MY OUTFITS!’ masterlist lololol
phil opens this video explaining the concept, introducing his off-camera assistant, and talking about how he generally sticks to his very rigid comfort zone w how he dresses. can we just take a moment to appreciate how significant it is that phil felt comfortable doing this video??? he seems like he loves these comfort zones of his, whether it’s in how he dresses or how he acts or the types of jokes he makes,, phil appears to be very much a creature of habit in so many ways, so for him to put trust in the hands of his audience and dan and then film himself in this setting/context that is such a departure from anything he’s made before …… while wearing clothes unlike anything he’s worn before …. i don’t want to get too emotional too early in this post but it feels fucking monumental to me on a lot of levels. this is a tier of amazingphil content that we’ve basically never gotten, and from the exposed thighs to the cupping his hands over his crotch to the constant cute and flirty banter w dan off camera it felt like so many barriers were being broken and my heart was going right along with it. here’s a complete list of all the outfits and the incomprehensibly adorable shit that went down in the video sdjfksdfjlskdf. yall know a video this Extra deserved a post this extra so dont @ me abt the length:
1. THE FUCKIN BLACK RIPPED JEANS
dan, singing: ‘get your knees out for the lads’
phil admits he didn’t think he could pull ripped jeans off which is giving me emotions. like did he secretly always want to try them? does he wear dan’s around the flat? does dan tell him he can wear whatever he wants and that he looks amazing? is that why dan was so fucking amped about this and gives them to phil before anything else? sdkflsdfjsdf
dan, immediately upon seeing them: ‘WOOO FLAG THIS’
dan, during close-up ~fashion cam~: ‘aw yes look at that pasty thighhhh’
2. twenty one pilots chic (feat. maroon beanie)
phil: ‘ahhh i don’t think this looks good’
dan, screeching: ‘iT LoOkS gOOD!’
dan rly channels his inner fashion critic that’s clearly been bursting to reveal itself, describing the look as ‘soft skater norm core suburbian angst vibe’ … do less babe
if phil had a band in this outfit it’d be ‘phil and the beanie patrol’ (dan: ‘yeah man, watch out’)
dan prompts phil to do his best catwalk. phil just walks forward like an awkward weirdo. inevitable. heart-melting. lovely.
dan: ‘he’s a bad boy but he’s sensitive’
phil feels like he could go get a tattoo of a rose while wearing this fit
‘sensitive with edges’ ‘sensitive with sharp edges’ ‘rose with a thorn’ ‘rose-core’ this rapidfire back and forth absurdity is the type of dnp banter i fucking live for. the way they bounce off each other to create their entertainment is baffling and also enviable
phil fuckin hates the hat and feels the jacket is too ‘dan.’ all my dreams are dead. tragic.
consensus: it’s more of a rug/dressing gown than it is a coat phil would actually wear outside. he cuddles up in it and makes the world’s softest puppy eyes and im on the floor sobbing (look @ chiara’s gif for the full HD beauty)
5. headlining-a-festival chic
he feels like a bird of prey
dan is just yelling ‘twirl! twirl! twirl!’ at him like some kind of crazed fanboy
he ties the two sides of the fringe together over his tummy and dan could not sound more in love when he asks ‘what are you doing’ … phil jst looks up at him, all cute and bewildered …. fuck me up
phil flashes the entire internet his boxer-clad ass as he presses it against the window whilst changing. dan sounds completely horrified on behalf of phil’s modesty
phil yells about the lack of arms and dan just does a screech laugh and says ‘cOME ON PHIL GET YER GUNS OUT’ bc of course he does
phil’s go-to mannerism in this vid when he’s not feeling totally at ease is to clasp his hands together in front of himself and he does it here and it’s the cutest god damn shitting thing i’ve ever seen. why is he so legitimately awkward and kinda shy and embarrassed :( my heart wasn’t ready for it
dan, predictably, cannot stop fucking yelling about phil’s arms and getting him to do poses to show them off
‘OUR LUMBERJACK DAD. CHOP US IN HALF’ I NEED DAN TO FUCKIN STOP
dan hands phil a ring and all of us died for at least .38 seconds
7. the trippy pearlescent hoodie
phil is convinced this would hypnotize pigeons, decides he’d only wear it inside the house
it’s too pale and light, not POW enough for him
all dan can say is ‘holy shit’ .. same
the shorts are so tight phil appears unable to button them up so he just keeps his hands over his crotch the whole time and amazingphil’s wholesomeness is slowly being decimated by this video
dan: ‘i actually think that’s kind of cool, phil’
dan wants phil to do a cool fashion walk for this outfit probs bc he’s genuinely into it, and phil does a weird ass strut, which makes dan beg in a high pitched voice ‘please just do one normal one’ hahahahaha dan just wants to see phil being unironically sexy and phil is Not Down
10. FUKCING SUSHI THEMED UNDERWEAR DAN LITERALLY JST BOUGHT PHIL UNDEREWEAR AND THEY KEPT IT IN THE VIDEO OK COOL (and ofc phil proceeds to just check out the underwear model’s abs. what an icon)
phil refuses to come out and then emerges to reveal the most dangerous amount of thigh i’ve ever seen. my heart fell out of my ass in this moment
dan screeches louder than he’s ever screeched
phil poses w hands on his hips and sticks out his leg. dan immediately tells him to put it back sdjflskdfslkdfsdf back again w trying to preserve some semblance of his bf’s modesty
this shit’s also backless and in order to demonstrates phil turns fully around and flashes dan his ass RIGHT ON CAMER A like ??????? ? CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT??? this new reality in which they’re ok showing these extreme comfort levels they have w each other?? i mean we all knew, obvi, but still? to see it right there???? on my screen? im ded
12. aesthetic yellow-y pastel dream
phil likes it. dan LOVES it and yells ‘that looks really cool’ and then ‘ahhhh they’re awesome’ about the jeans, while also telling phil that he looks like he could slide right into a BTS music video, which from dan seems to be on the highest tier of compliments
phil responding he’s not beautiful enough to be in BTS tho :((( phil calling boys beautiful :( im fucking soft :(
dan’s gonna be stealing the white jeans as payment for helping w this vid and i cant wait, truly
phil: ‘this would look good on someone that isn’t me’
fashion diva!dan: ‘would it?’
both of them are concerned that the strappy bits would be a major tripping hazard for phil. dan finds phil’s clumsiness so endearing i want to die in this moment
14. metallic plastic nightmare
dan says ‘it’s clamping to your breasts’ and that’s really all anyone needs to know about this outfit and also the tone of this entire video as a whole
the fact that phil said he could do another one of these vids has left me breathless and also terrified for what the future could hold
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