gabz!

“Fear is stupid. So are regrets.” - Marilyn Monroe welcome to my tumblr page! she/her

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[gabzwithazed]

WHO UP BEING A PUNKROCKER!!

[gabbelart]

They're dummies

[ex-robin]

Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

[tomfoolerytotality]

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

[gabzwithazed]

PREACHHHH

[jimiscribif]

the real star of the movie <3

[hannrum]

Superman movie day💥🗣

[moving-blogs-uhhhh]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF SUPERMAN IS GOOFY AGAIN HE’S NICE TO CHILDREN HE’S CORNY AND HOPEFUL AND GOOD WE ARE SO BACK

[gabzwithazed]

WE ARE SO BACK

[sceletaflores]

clark kent saying things like golly and gosh? clark kent saving dogs and squirrels? clark kent drinking coco? cunty lex luthor? cunty lois lane? dc you are so back.

[gabzwithazed]

guys I just saw superman yesterday (11th of July, so release day!) oh my god my jaw was WIDE open for half the movie, DAVID CRUSHED ITTTTTT he literally 100% deserves the title of superman, it made me laugh, cry and just made me have goosebumps! It’s a brilliant and glorious film, DC IS SO BACK!! GO WATCH IT

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gabzwithazed]

NO WAY

[gabzwithazed]

Hey guys! Just revamped my commission sheet!! It’s open right now and as of late, I’ve been getting scam accounts and bots commenting, so I’d appreciate if some real people would help! So it’s open! I also have a carrd! Tap it to see as it has more examples!

As always, 5 SLOTS are available! I’ll update it if it changes!

Thank you!!

[concerned-artist]

Spooky ass mf. I want to give him a little kiss >:^[

[gabzwithazed]

lowkey getting into cabaret now what the freak happened to floop💔💔💔

(joking I love alan cumming he’s so iconic)

[black-sweet-blood-mouthfuls]

I’ve wanted to draw the Joker in a dress ever since I saw this excerpt from the script for ‘Arkham Asylum’ by Grant Morrison:

"Pale and emaciated, he should look simply grotesque, but standing there, hand on out-thrust hip, he projects an absolute confidence that confers upon him a bizarre kind of attractiveness and sexuality". Edited: I added boobs.

[gabzwithazed]

okay diva

[gabzwithazed]

guess who impulsively bought superbat keychains last night and is now regretting the impulse purchase!

meeeee!!!!!!!!

[gabzwithazed]

I can’t wait to see the new superman movie because of two reasons

1. david corenswet’s debut! It’s gonna be so refreshing to see him on the big screen as a main character! I saw Twisters and I didn’t even realise he was in it until like a few months ago, so it’s gonna be so refreshing to see him!

2. david corenswet but it’s literally just for him cuz this man is SOOOOO FINE OOOUUUGGH