MOVING BLOGS TO @jordan-allen-corps!!

I MOVED BLOGS PEOPLE!!! DONT FOLLOW LMAO

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Moving Blog to @jordan-allen-corps!!

Unfortunately, I fell into the classic “Accidentally started posting more on my side blog and made my primary blog virtually useless” problem and since there’s no way to fix that, I’ll be moving to a new primary blog, which is linked here. It’s a complete recreation of this blog so I’m hoping the change over wont be jarring :P.

I’m doing this for a host of reasons but it’s primarily the fact that I can’t interact with people on here like I can on a primary blog and that makes me sad!! My mutuals cant see that I’m mutuals with them, plus some other issues I have with how side blogs generally function, so it’s not anything THAT serious but it’s just a personal gripe I have.

I got lucky with the fact that I only recently started posting, so it’s not that huge of a problem for me. You can probably see that I changed this URL to add the 2 onto the end so I could swap URL’s with the new blog, so everyone searching up my old blog URL/the one linked at the top will be able to find it again. For the posts that I want to keep, I’ll be reblogging them to the new blog and/or recreating them depending on what it specifically was; this account will still stay up for archival purposes though, so no deletion :D

I’ll be doing this transition over the span of a week, in which I’ll be posting periodic reminders of me migrating blogs so, hopefully, my more active followers/mutuals can see that and hope over to the new account!!

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Just logged into this account for this first time in a while and saw people following me recently so, uh, friendly reminder that I did move accounts over to @jordan-allen-corps and that this one is just for archival purposes!!

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Final post reminding my followers that I’ve moved my blog over to @jordan-allen-corps and if you still like my stuff and want to see it you can find me over there!! Beyond this post, this account will officially stay unused for the future and will be completely inactive so, uh, hopefully most of everyone who hasn’t followed my new blog yet sees this and unfollows or goes to my new blog.

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Day uh, who knows anyway of me reminding my followers that I’m moving this blog to @jordan-allen-corps and that this account will only be up as an archive!! If anyone still wants to see my stuff I’ll be over there :)

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For anyone still following this account, I’ve moved over to @jordan-allen-corps so if you still want to see what I have to say you’ll find me there!

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Day Uhhh whatever of reminding my followers that I’ve moved my blog to @jordan-allen-corps and that this account is only staying up as an archive!!

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Once again, I’m moving blogs to @jordan-allen-corps so if you like my posts you can find me over there!! It’s a bit awkward to see people following this account when I wont be using it in the future LMAO

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Reminder once again that I’m moving blogs to @jordan-allen-corps and that this account will only be up as an archive!!

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Small reminder that I’m moving this blog to @jordan-allen-corps for anyone who missed my pinned post!!

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Hal gives Barry his old dog tags randomly after a JLA mission and Barry doesn’t really know what that symbolises since he’s not in military circles and its only until John sees Barry with them tied around his wrist playing with them and goes 🤨 does Barry realise that maybe Hal didn’t mean that in the most platonic way send tweet.

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Figuring out how old Hal is is genuinely my worst nightmare. Assuming he’s like 23 when he becomes Green lantern that means he’s like late 30s because in 1990 GL its stated that its been like 10-15 years since he got the GL ring but actually that didnt happen because in the New 52 they said that everything happened in 5 years so Hal is 27 at the oldest but ACTUALLY he’s younger because in the 2011 GL run its stated that Kyle has only been a Green Lantern for 2 years so Hal was dead for one year since theres a years skip in 2003 DC but then ACTUALLY DC retconned that time bracket but Hal was never aged and also he’s physically younger because his body was reverted to before he had gray hair but he’s older mentally and also they age weirdly in space because of time warping so I give up.

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Came across what quite possibly has to be the worst DC tweet I’ve ever laid my eyes on. This guy has to be a psyops plant how do you organically come to this thought and think yeah I should post this.

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there’s more, their mind…

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At this point I just have to respect the level of ragebait they're putting out there for the love of the game.

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Came across what quite possibly has to be the worst DC tweet I’ve ever laid my eyes on. This guy has to be a psyops plant how do you organically come to this thought and think yeah I should post this.

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I literally didnt realise it was Halbarry week until today so, uh, I’m definitely in it this year I just completely forgot (FUCK) so I’ll probably post most of the fics after the actual due date but they’re being written!! Here’s the first one that’s mostly finished, following the Day Job/Night Life prompt.

”Just gimme—“ Barry glances behind him out the open door, zips to the frame, closes it with a soft click! and when Hal slips his pelvis through with a pop!, Barry is at his side in a blur, hair still whipping as he curls his fingers around Hal’s shoulders and feels the cold-warm touch of the construct uniform seep into his skin, tingling slightly. “What are you—?”

”A second, Bar—“

”Hal, I’m at work—“ Barry hisses through his teeth, reading his arms to tug Hal fully into the room. “People could see you—“

”Uh, uh,” Is all Hal says, the panel below him digging into his muscles painfully if his grimace is anything to go by. “Real convincing there, Allen.”

Of course, Hal doesn't care; if Barry is honest with himself, he doesn't either really, because this is Hal and he missed the guy and it's been a month since he saw him and damnit he’s willing to risk it a little. “Okay, just — get in here and gimme a hug— and keep it down.” And then, with a final tug, Barry heaves Hal through the window, slinging arms around him to catch when Hal slips on his feet — hit with the spark-tingle of the entire Corps uniform; helping him stand upright because sometimes Hal struggles with gravity a little once out of the vacuum of space. “Close the window behind you—“

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I firmly believe that Barry Allen has some of the worst luck in DC because you only attract a generational hater like Eobard Thawne once every century who aims to literally ruin your life for no reason unless you have the the literal devil trying to kill you.

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I really like the idea of legacy hero’s successors slowly starting to look like them throughout the years even though they’re absolutely not related. We already know that Batman and all his kids look alike it’s literally joked about in canon but what about the other hero’s successors?

Wally somehow inherits the Allen wild hair gene that Bart got even though he is, unequivocally, not related to Barry nor Bart — hell if you look close enough somehow Wally got Barry’s ears and that one mole hidden under his hairline, the same smattering freckles that Barry grew out of. People mistake them for each other despite the hair colour.

Kyle and Hal? Well, Kyle’s smile slowly changed to match Hal’s, right down to the dimples in the cheeks and his nose is crooked in the exact same way Hal’s is, a little bent to the left — they even have the same eyebrows that raise when they laugh, the same little scar on the bridge of their noses. Did they always? They don’t remember.

Roy grew into having Ollie’s high cheekbones, mouth lilting up to the right in the same way Ollie’s does when he smiles, with the specific scrunch under his eye. Time passes, and no one realises Roy got his square temples and jutted chin and once they’re side by side? You’re pressed to figure out how they’re not related.

Diana and Donna? Donna’s eye shape matches the sharp-soft curve of Diana’s, scrunching the same when they laugh — hell, somehow she got Diana’s sharp jawline and angular face, having an identical birthmark hidden behind their ears. No one really remembers a time when they didn’t look alike.

Garth? Mera swears that he and Arthur have that same downturned nose, and did Garth always have that one chip in his tooth that Arthur has? Slowly over the years, Garth inherits the same ridge of his brows and square face — it’s only until he’s an adult when people realise he looks identical to Arthur when he first joined the JLA.

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With the way Dc has canonised that Kyle admires Hal, I really, really like the idea of Kyle originally admiring Superman like he did in canon, and then through the years learning more and more about this dead man who, yes, did massacre an entire corps and destroy himself in grief, but who was also a deeply, deeply kind and good man who loved with his entire heart, with John telling him that Hal helped me grieve my wife and not lose my mind and Guy going Yeah he was a dick but he never gave up on me even I was at my worst and Clark reminiscing that Hal was a good man, I miss him and Wally laughing that Uncle Hal used to sit with me for hours helping me with physics because I never understood it and Alan saying Hal was the best of us, even more than me and Bruce is silent but there’s clear grief for a friend and Kyle then deciding that, yes, this is the man I want to model myself after because who we are at our worst isn’t actually who we are, it’s what we become when we’re free to do what we want and Hal decided to do as much good as he could with his free will, and that’s who Kyle wants to be.