𝕄, 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞, 26

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ- - - 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ! (𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡) - - -ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🇫​​🇺​​🇨​​🇰​ ​🇹​​🇪​​🇷​​🇫​​🇸​. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ ​ 🇫​​🇺​​🇨​​🇰​ ​🇸​​🇪​​🇽​​🇮​​🇸​​🇹​​🇸​. (´ω｀★) ​ 🇫​​🇺​​🇨​​🇰​ ​🇭​​🇴​​🇲​​🇴​​🇵​​🇭​​🇴​​🇧​​🇮​​🇦​. ( ´•౪•`)

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[dogpuppy]

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[blankfaerie]

Actually, the more I look at it, the more pitiful it seems. Like a child locked up in there with no chance of escape...

[simkaye]

Professional mouser for hire! Inquire below 🐈‍⬛

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[infertilityidol]

[depsidase]

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[semptomia]

I rarely draw fanart, but I had a lot of impressions from the second season of dorohedoro

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[quixoticanarchy]

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[morganathewitch]

Moss and clover, Skottvång Sweden.

[turnipoddity]

not me