[gaiusthegoblin]

🎈 Balloooooons 🎈

What's a party without balloons? And if you get into trouble you can use the big yellow one to call for reinforcements or let the air in them propel your little sailboat homewards.

[gaiusthegoblin]

🦞 Lobster sandals! 🦞

I mean, just look at them! You can never go wrong wearing lobster sandals. Why are they being presented on a wooden board and next to a selection of bread? No clue. But it's lobster sandals!

[gaiusthegoblin]

A beautiful, shiny amulet! ✨

It's definitely not cursed. I think. The symbols on the back... Oh nevermind, they probably just mean "happy birthday" in an ancient language. Yes, I'm sure that's what it is :)

[gaiusthegoblin]

A big chest full of gold coins!

Every single one of these has been single-handedly checked by Goblin Gaius. He licked each and every one to make sure there are no counterfeits among them. He is very thorough :) 100% solid gold that is!

[gaiusthegoblin]

A furby wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨

Huh. I have no idea how he got in the package. Oh, well. Now I know where the strange babbling came from. Anyway, I'm sure you two will become best friends in no time :) He looks nice and not at all haunted, so I think you have nothing to worry about. Must have a lot of magical powers to suddenly appear inside the gift box. Ow, he bit me!

[gaiusthegoblin]

A big, silly plushie!!! 🐯

He looks cuddly and very friendly for a tiger (?). What a laughably round creature. Well, whatever he is, he seems nice and very huggable :) Coiny, will you hug him? Will you??? 🥺

[gaiusthegoblin]

A delicious chocolate birthday cake! 🎂

Coiny, what a treat! You get a whole cake to yourself! You better blow out the candles before the wax drips onto the frosting. Don't forget to make a wish!

[gaiusthegoblin]

✨💚 Swarovski Shrek 💚 ✨

This is the crown jewel of the gift pile. The piece that I spent the shortest amount of time picking out because the moment I saw it, I immediately knew, I had to get it for you! It was rather difficult to get my hands on this super rare special edition, but here it is! Swarovski Shreklin is even more valuable (and not to mention fancy) than the original!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COINY!!!! ✨💚🥳✨💚🥳✨

If you need some more background information on this gem, I am happy to provide.

[gaiusthegoblin]

A nice, vintage cabinet for your bone collection! 🦴🥳🦴

Plenty of space for all the enlarged femures or shrunken humeruses you have acquired in your bone hunt. This way, you don't have to stuff them under your bed and can show off your harvest to everyone who visits :)

[gaiusthegoblin]

A gift voucher for dance lessons from your bestie! 💃🥳💃

As you can see, GG's got all the moves and what's a birthday party without dancing?!? Put on your best, sparkliest disco shoes, Gaius is ready to show you how to become an expert in the art of Camelot conga, sorcerer samba, physician's foxtrot, and of course, goblin boogie woogie! Sounds like a blast!!!