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A generic creator. That’s all you need to know.

[jako-trades]

Hello there, traveler. May I interest you with... a silly little guy?

Finally decided to dust off my drawing pad, but keep your expectations low, I probably won't post too often

[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

[anarchysin]

who up decaying and decomposing

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

[sacred-portal]

[atlasisreal]

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[kushblazer666]

[debug-fly]

I love the image of Big Tea man because it’s so antithetical to the high quality reaction gifs of glamorous reality show women being sassy. Big Tea man is just some fucking counter strike player on his dingy couch having a Big Tea

[animentality]

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[churo0o0-deactivated20260201]

For that Termination Protocol inktober thingy heres day 3 and day 1

[aspxdetectorblog]

[acelancerx9]

YO, GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A ROBLOX GAME!!!

Firstly, it's gonna b called Mechfixation. It's about Roblox ARG characters that pilot their own mechs based on their personality and their traits and all of the mechs r open-cockpit so their heads just pop out of it lulz.

I'd like 2 imagine that it has a pretty fastpaced, round style typa gameplay where there r different gamemodes u can choose from and each map is based on what ARG is related too. Yep, there's gonna be skins of mechs on which pilot u chose 2 play as.

Yep, each character has a suit that adapts 2 their mechs they're piloting with. They gotta b rad af cuh.

I have nothing 2 say anymore so have Ace, byessss :D

P.S: How am I going 2 draw their mechs, I'm cooked vro😭😭😭

[jako-trades]

made this a few months ago but forgot to post it anywhere, I LOVE ROCKIN4WARD‼️‼️‼️

[depsidase]

[ublock-origin]

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

[ublock-origin]

Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:

Some of them still work, when they want:

Though I've long forgotten how to change the color settings

[ublock-origin]

NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW

[lastoneout]

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

[sadomarxist]

Hey! OP here! I had no idea this post was still circulating after my old blog got terminated (two or three times, I lost count)! Guess what?

10 years and still going strong! Got rid of the rest of the paint on top of the keys too.

[alinethered]

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

[alinethered]

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

[alinethered]

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[pukicho]

hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events

Hahah

[newbiewithscissors]

wait what happened

[faranon]

The most moderate prominent right wing figure was shot and killed

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood at the age of 31, leaving behind his wife and young children.

May he rest in peace, and may every person who celebrates this horrific act of political violence one day feel ashamed of their ghoulish actions and repent.

[pukicho]

For years I've seen a nonstop deluge of right wingers cracking jokes and cheering for the murders, suicides and oppression of vulnerable and marginalized groups. I've seen these same people laugh at the deaths of the other party. I've seen Charlie Kirk at every turn adamantly support the continued genocide of tens of thousands of fatherless children in Palestine. Not once do you express shame with going along with this rhetoric, a rhetoric that casually and willfully allows the continued slaughtering and induced hate crime of an innumerable number of people -- and yet you expect me to feel shame for being glad that the spewer of this vitriol is no more?