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rick sanchez blog ✰ minors DNI!!

[galactic-cumslut]

welcome to hell

basically a lil piece of hell where i post everything and anything rick sanchez including my thots nd stuff. that’s it, that’s the post.

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[duvetbunny]

What's better than one Rick?

part 1

part 2 (nsfw)

part 3 (nsfw)

[galactic-cumslut]

i’m normal i’m normal im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal

[duvetbunny]

just a max of 4 carrots

[galactic-cumslut]

😩😩😩😩

[duvetbunny]

bunny year with prime

[galactic-cumslut]

my return to tumblr has been great <3

[bootyscalling]

okay but rick sanchez is super hot right?? there's just something about him... like, yes, he's old but he also can get it? imma hop on this train for a lil

[mjmagics]

The Other Woman -  U-J531

Rick Sanchez x F!Reader

Rick and Morty 

Rated NSFW - 18+ only 

Warnings: Issues of jealousy, not a full smut but heavy petting i suppose 

Note: Probably going to be a bit of a series. Also note that image below does not belong to me. 

Keep reading

[galactic-cumslut]

😍😍😍😍GAHHH THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED

[hazelnut-u-out]

in case you needed a recap:

i did what had to be done.

[redbonemarrow]

Hello Rick Sanchez fans >:)

[galactic-cumslut]

let us BREATHE!!

[galactic-cumslut]

gimme brains

my rick obsession has become a monster i fear…so enjoy this piece of a fic i started but can’t finish

the usual rick warning, wasp!rick, monster fucking, idk anything about wasps so here ya go

“h-how is going to fit”?

he cackled. “that should be the last of your worries sweetie”. his monster sized cock was positioned before your entrance and he was getting impatient. “you’re going to make it fucking fit so don’t go bein a baby about it”.

six legs caged you in preventing your escape. it was too late now for you to turn back.

you could hear his giant wings start to buzz with excitement as he shoved the leaking tip of his dick inside you, earning a pathetic cry from your quivering form.

“holy shit you’re tight” he groaned- not even the full tip of his massive length had entered you and yet you felt the most full you’ve ever been. maybe being a wasp wasn’t as bad as he originally thought. “i’m going to ruin this pussy”.

you wanted to answer-give him a rude remark of some sort. submission is usually forced with you not given - but seeing the bulge of his dick in your lower stomach was enough to leave you speechless.

rick didn’t hesitate to push his cock deeper inside your gummy walls. the sensation was driving him into a frenzy. “fuck fuck fuck”. he groaned through clenched teeth. “you’re the perfect toy”

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

rick sanchez x birdperson’s sister! reader. used to have unrequited love when they were younger and even performed together.

it’s stuck in my head.

something would pull them together into meeting again and it brings old memories back. someone please write this.

please.

please.

[galactic-cumslut]

it’s giving me ideas omg

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

I CANT WAIT PLEASE TAG !!!

[galactic-cumslut]

ummmm OFC I WILL BABES<3 do you have a smut or fluff preference ?

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

i have a fluff preference HOWEVER YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE !!! i’ll still eat it tf up 💀

[galactic-cumslut]

i have a smut draft rn 🤭i’ll do one for each !! i’ll make sure to tag you too <3 thanks for this amazing idea

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

rick sanchez x birdperson’s sister! reader. used to have unrequited love when they were younger and even performed together.

it’s stuck in my head.

something would pull them together into meeting again and it brings old memories back. someone please write this.

please.

please.

[galactic-cumslut]

it’s giving me ideas omg

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

I CANT WAIT PLEASE TAG !!!

[galactic-cumslut]

ummmm OFC I WILL BABES<3 do you have a smut or fluff preference ?

[youngpoopdog]

I’m silly….I’m silly….

[co-as-t-deactivated20241205]

what? not me revisitng my old fandoms 

[thatfinewine]

lowest effort christmas doodle

[notaracooniswear]

Hehe. Dumbass.

[galactic-cumslut]

cringe fail old man

[dear-odessa-deactivated20230128]

rick sanchez x birdperson’s sister! reader. used to have unrequited love when they were younger and even performed together.

it’s stuck in my head.

something would pull them together into meeting again and it brings old memories back. someone please write this.

please.

please.

[galactic-cumslut]

it’s giving me ideas omg

[airraidvehicle]

today i will think about rick sanchez in a healthy way

[galactic-cumslut]

🫣