#or weird

[frownyalfred]

the thing about Bruce Wayne is that he is the rare man who is actually hot enough to be that fucking crazy

[dollfacies]

bloodplay with vamp!dean and succubus!reader but it’s them in purgatory......

[shigarakislaughter]

My brother said he’ll handle things so there’s that 😭

Anyway tomura sweaty and greasy in a tank top while working on your car… I’m pulling up in the shortest skirt ever!!!

Okay bet!!! Yay for brother :D

Mm you're alone in the shop together since he kept it open late to work on your car, and he's trying not to lose his mind, or be too much of a creep pervert, bc when he was under your car, he could see up your skirt.. but you keep coming over and offering him things.. (your scrunchie to keep his hair tied up, water, etc.) And when he asks you to fetch him a rag to clean his hands, and you say that you can always lick the grease off his fingers instead, he snaps and pulls you into the back seat of your car to fuck you in there

[sweetestorange]

i know for a fact norman pops one getting called mr. reedus like come on, it’s so formal and sexy! or maybe i just have something for men with power…. uh oh.

[lone-pylon]

Throwback to the anon I got once trying to start lesbian discourse with me but the entire thing was written in rawrspeak so I couldn’t take it seriously

[inthegarishsubmarine]

I haven't asked someone on a date in 11 years boy I am so awkward whyyyyy

[xoxochb]

holding your bladder feels pleasurable sometimes