Galactic Walrus

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[grahamrobson]

Oh hi Pluto! 

We can’t wait to meet you!

[dinobot711]

[jack-baraatwat]

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

[peachkebab]

listen up you motherfucker

[childlikemperor]

my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister

[stfumras]

I am a 37 year old woman who has been trying to leave an emotionally abusive marriage for quite some time.  I have obtained a lawyer, mostly on credit and am in the process of finally getting out.  Well last night my situation went from emotional abuse to physical.  I was grabbed by the arms and thrown into a wall.  I am now scared to stay in this house any longer.  I can not go to a shelter as I have a dog and two cats and I do not trust him to leave them.  I can’t stay with my mother as she has my two sisters (one who is pregnant) there as well as her own 2 dogs and 2 cats.  I am out of options.  I have no money saved and no access to his funds so it is impossible for me to be able to save up enough to put a deposit on an apartment that will allow me to take my animals.  If anyone has the means here is my donate link.  I also have an etsy lunalightandco but I have been trying to stay out of the house as much as possible so I don’t really have the time to work on pieces.  I know I should call the police or something but honestly it will just escalate the situation and I don’t trust that I would be able to get the proper protections put into place to keep it from going from bad to worse.  If you can’t donate please boost.  Thank you all so much for your support throughout this, it really has helped me find the strength I was lacking to leave. 

Donate 

Lunalightandco

[stfumras]

Since I got an anon questioning my motives here is some proof

checks to the lawyer and the paypal where I put the rest on credit 

here are the bruises on my arm and leg

and here is Roxy my pup 

and here is the blog where I used to document the abuse

WordsOfDaggers

[stfumras]

Thank you all for reblogging and to those who donated or bought from etsy, I am truly overwhelmed by the willingness of strangers to help, lots of love 

[flip56000]

I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still confused about transgender people? John Oliver has you covered 

The media and the military still have a lot to learn.

[aspookybunny]

In Jurassic world when the pterodactyl picked up and threw down the baby triceratops I saw the exact moment I’d risk my life to save a baby dinosaur and try to fight a full fucking grown pterodactyl

[waterdowntheoldelera]

are pears flammable

[waterdowntheoldelera]

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

[waterdowntheoldelera]

mum: whats that smell me: burning pears mum: wha- me: i tried to set a pear on fire mum: why me: science

[spaceace8-deactivated20140426]

#It’s science as long as you write it down

[waterdowntheoldelera]

science

[spaceace8-deactivated20140426]

[science clapping] well done friend

[gogglechild]

you forgot your data table:

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[avantgardenn-deactivated2018120]

[mommy4sissyslut]

“Hey Stacy can I change ur contact name to mommy while you call me and while I trick the people on tumblr that I’m sniffing cocaine when it’s clearly salt because of square molecular structure”

#sciencebusted

[no-this-is-jarod]

they got mad

[oh-archivist]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

[venism-deactivated20150419]

[bapouro]

explain england

[galactic-walrus]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: if in shrek 2, fiona's parents are the king and queen of the land, how come lord farquad has the governmental power in the first movie? surely when you think about it, the kingdom of far far away, shrek's swamp, lord farquad's city, and fiona's tower are all within walking distance - shrek and donkey make it from the swamp to the castle to fiona's tower in a matter of days, all on foot, so it is a small area of land we're talking about. so who is this lord farquad, and does he have any relation to the king and queen? was his and fiona's wedding incest?? or was he doing something illegal unbeknownst to the kingdom?? is lord farquad's city of Duloc it's own country, much like the vatican is of italy?? does shrek's swamp fall into duloc, or the kingdoms territory? was Lord Farquad illegally using the land when he dumped the fairytale creatures there??? who creates these legislative policies??? is there a governmental force bigger than both the kingdom and duloc???? how many layers does lord farquad have?????

[glttrpixie]

write this everywhere. tell this to yourself everyday. there is no wrong way to have a body.