scala ad caelum

Zip/Z | Agender/Androgynous | Latine | 22 | Homo-Gray | Taken | Just can't seem to get a grasp on this whole "adult" thing

[chuckynachos]

Share if this made you smile.™

[theepisceshottie-deactivated202]

🥺

[owlmylove]

coming in hot with that debate coverage

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[heroes-wear-green]

me listening to a love song:

[mapsontheweb]

Every Local Government in the United States. 

by Neil Freeman

[lizclimo]

[babyanimalgifs]

“That’s his chicken" 

(via)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

[d20owlbear]

"I am tired of life and its obscure sufferings" hits surprisingly deep

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bidoof]

[please-respond]

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[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is just how hospitals are

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

If I don’t impress girls I’ll die

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lennat2]

Once in college, at 3 AM, I couldnt get my printer to print out my assignment that was due at 9 AM, so I emailed my professor with "i am sleeping beauty and some day my prints will come. In the mean time here is an electronic copy"

And she emailed me back in like 5 minutes telling me she'd laughed so hard she startled her dog awake

[snoden-deactivated20150621]

*is in hell*

me: it’s hot satan: it’s the heat

[catchymemes]

[ssalmonn]

[matobawataru]

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

[matobawataru]

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

[seldnei]

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

[gaming-gremlin]

Id like to opt out of this zoom meeting on account of I CANT FUCKING VOTE ON ANYTHING.