catboy girlfriend

volta | they/them | nonbinary transfem | 25 | main/shitpost blog. i post cats and sometimes some other stuff

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

have you guys heard about cats

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

they go meow btw. not that you care

[raishe]

I care very much, keep going

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

ok so get this they have ears that go △

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[rickybabyboy]

they did it together and then pretended they were normal…scaries

lol get scared

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[adhdxxsdiary]

[axolotlandalite]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[princess-rosiebird]

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

[princess-rosiebird]

The heist of the century

[princess-rosiebird]

the criminal is getting notes again.....

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

#letsallpoison

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[dogpuppy]

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[sinsinewave]

btw this is also the main thing in computer competence i'm good at computers because i read what it says on things before i click on them and if there's an error i read what it says in the error dialog

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[pallidprincess]

baby fucking sink tony!!!!!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought