adventures in reading the Kingsman: Golden Circle novelization strap in folks it gets weird
Eggsy thinks of another man as attractive on the very first page
He hasn’t changed anything in Harry’s house because it makes him feel close to him
Took off his shit-covered shoes before he came in the house because he figured Harry’s ghost would come to haunt him if he didn’t
He moved Mr. Pickle out into the dining room so he could “feel like a part of the family”
The breakfast scene is longer and Eggsy slurps soup straight from the bowl. Somehow Harry approves.
Eggsy keeps a framed picture of Harry on his desk
Literally thinks of Harry on every page
Calls Merlin “love” at one point. Neither of them react to this.
Book describes Ginger as being in her forties, which prompted me to google how old Halle Berry is because that sounded too old, only to discover she’s 51. What the fuck
Agent Tequila actually says the words “they’re already wetter than a duck’s pussy.” Was that in the movie? I feel like I would remember if that was in the movie.
In the novel Eggsy is the one who knows Harry wanted to be a lepidopterist when he was younger, not Merlin
In the flashback to the Statesman going to the hate church, Ginger debates not going to help them because “dealing with bigoted assholes would ruin her whole day” what an icon
In this book universe Jeff Bridges is older than Michael Gambon
Eggsy’s inner monologue is so fucking salty 110% of the time especially about American things
Whiskey calls himself Jack Daniels and asks others to too, because going by just one alcohol related name isn’t enough for him
Extra scene between Whiskey and Eggsy actually explains the whole Statesman and Kingsman don’t know about each other thing
So much adorable Merlin and Ginger flirting. Tequila calls it their “nerd love bubble.”
Ginger tells Merlin Statesman uses the “room filling with water” test in their recruitment process too, but their preferred solution is for them to break the two-way mirror, not use a toilet snorkel
Eggsy often speaks to Tilde in Swedish, especially to tell her he loves her
That giant knife of Merlin’s? He uses it to cut Harry free when the Statesman tie him to two horses pulling him in opposite directions. What the actual fuck is this book
Merlin and Ginger sing a duet of Take Me Home Country Roads
Merlin wanted to become a scientist because of Beaker from The Muppets
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