the welpers are going home

jade/valerie, 18, she/xe/any | pfp from toge77789 on twitter

[ninespritez]

[hearing a mumbling sort of kinda gargling sound coming from behind me] 

it fucking richard

[ninespritez]

[ninespritez]

[hearing a mumbling sort of kinda gargling sound coming from behind me] 

it fucking richard

[ninespritez]

[ninespritez]

[hearing a mumbling sort of kinda gargling sound coming from behind me] 

it fucking richard

[ninespritez]

[rydenxo]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

[rydenxo]

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

[ampervadasz]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

via @p0tato-kn1shes

[april-december]

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

[adayinthetity]

even when ppl on here are defending hip hop as a genre they only ever bring up experimental hip hop or conscious boom bap artists as examples. i love both but u guys know trap, drill, plugg, grime, and pop rap have musical value too, right? anyway stream 454. or god forbid u hear a classic chief keef song and disintegrate

[bringcal]

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

[makarovspussy-archive]

you are that weak actually you are literally the Tumblr user this post is about

[beardedmrbean]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[hispanicnothispeace-deactivated]

[epilepticsaints]

[neometalpussy]

i forgot tf2 kinda sucks these days. is this what's fun to people now just sitting around making the experience miserable for everyone else

[neometalpussy]

woah look out big man on campus lets all respect his shitty hacked heavy gameplay as he spawncamps tell me man how did you get so good? did you train for this shit? it's a fuckin sunday brother. do literally anything else

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[fur-bee]

[lupinus-sanguis]

chelldos for the soul <3

[lupinus-sanguis]

chelldos for the soul <3

[lupinus-sanguis]

chelldos for the soul <3