Galaxy Brain Wrestling

talking about that dang ol pro rasslin, man. thoughts of varying degrees of quality there's no brand loyalty here main account: regular-ordinary-human

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I am way too asexual and autistic to enjoy the myriad clips of Stephanie Vaquer doing that Devil's Kiss move I see everywhere.

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Fuck Hulk Hogan.

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This may be a mildly controversial opinion, but I'm genuinely so done with everyone going on like Shane McMahon did the shit he did out of his pure, unadulterated love of The Business.

Shane did that shit because it was the only way he could receive anything close to love from Vince.

Did you see Shane in the Netflix show about Vince? Dude had one of the saddest smiles I've ever seen.

He literally just wanted Vince to be proud of him.

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Of all of the different tweaks to her attire, I think my favorite outfit of Skye Blue's is when she's cosplaying her Sailor Moon OC, Blue Lady.

[mrawkweird]

And don't you fucking forget it.

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AEW Post-PPV Media Scrums be like

Journalist: Hey, Tony-- Bill with WrestleButtPoop dot com. I was just wondering if the fan reactions led to a pivot in the results of the match.

Tony Khan, drinking one of three different beverages: Hi, that's a great question. Really, what happened was *[5,000 uninterrupted hours of infodumping about wrestling]*"

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Nearly everything I've read tells me that Shoot Name Austin Jenkins is probably one of the nicest dudes in AEW.

However, Adam Cole is one of society's most vile monsters and directly responsible for some of history's greatest famines and other disasters.

I don't care he walks out through the left or the right side of the entrance, you can't convince me Adam Cole isn't always playing the long game to inevitably betray somebody and remind us all what a prick he is.

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Addendum:

Given his announcement at All In, I want to stress that I obviously want Adam to receive whatever care he needs. At the end of the day, Adam Cole is a guy playing a character. I would like to continue seeing that man, and that character. And I would like that man to be as healthy as possible.

Even if he isn't medically cleared to wrestle again, I still think there's a lot he could do.

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Hey! (EW) episodes are basically:

RJ City: How do you feel about the constant comparison between you and Humphrey Bogart's performance of Rick Blaine in "Casablanca"? Do you feel that this is too modest of a comparison for someone of your caliber?

Guest: [visible confusion]

RJ City: ... not a cinema fan, I see. [shuffles papers]

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I just had a realisation. In terms of Mox facing former World Champions, he's going backwards in order. Bryan, Swerve, Joe...

Sure he'll have the odd opponent in between. But the main ones are former champs soooo.

I'm thinking Max is next up for Mox between DoN and All In when Hangman could beat Mox for the title.

Legit it's reverse order if you take out Punk

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Nearly everything I've read tells me that Shoot Name Austin Jenkins is probably one of the nicest dudes in AEW.

However, Adam Cole is one of society's most vile monsters and directly responsible for some of history's greatest famines and other disasters.

I don't care he walks out through the left or the right side of the entrance, you can't convince me Adam Cole isn't always playing the long game to inevitably betray somebody and remind us all what a prick he is.

[golden-lovers]

[houseofpunk]

just shield things <3

[userhangmanpage]

Hangman + the AEW Men's World Championship

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The significance of him consistently calling it the AEW Men’s World Championship cannot be understated. Too often the “men’s” part isn’t used, suggesting the only championship that matters is the one awarded to a man. This distinction is such a small, simple thing but it makes a huge statement: women in this business are equally as talented and deserve to be treated as such.

[allelitewrestlings]

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I like that Timeless Toni Storm II: Tits Boogaloo is apparently being filmed in Technicolor© now.

Shows that she's willing to keep up with modern cinema, although these color films may just be a fad, so who knows.

[blueonwrestling]

Moxley drove 11 hours to be at Dynamite due to the blizzard on-going atm so thats some real dedication to get a fucking SPIKE IN YOUR BACK HOLY SHIT.

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Back when Mox was the IWGP US Champion, he had to forfeit the title because there was a typhoon going on, and he wasn't able to make it to Japan.

Presumably, this is because Renee had to actively stop him from trying to hijack a plane to get there.

[userhangmanpage]

Another day of Hangman's adventures in the workplace (ft. his archnemesis, soulmate Swerve)