même

My pronouns are she/her

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

[sober-anarchist]

[notjambalaya]

✨Now Playing: Sonia - Jamila Woods (2019)✨

[weakmoves]

[dinnerschild]

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[thatadult]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

8 minutes and 47 seconds

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

why do big corporations brag about being “family-owned” youre not a bed and breakfast you’re a monarchy.

[onlyred]

[danger]

[destroymylife]

[alejandr-oh]

[shitpostempire]

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[hustlerose]

freud: EVERY dude wants to fuck his mom and and EVERY girl wants to fuck her dad and also wants to be a man secretly 

men: WOW!!!!!!!!!

[powerfulwizard]

“In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female patients were revealing childhood incest victimization to him. Freud concluded that child sexual abuse was one of the major causes of emotional disturbances in adult women and wrote a brilliant and humane paper called “The Aetiology of Hysteria.” However, rather than receiving acclaim from his colleagues for his ground-breaking insights, Freud met with scorn. He was ridiculed for believing that men of excellent reputation (most of his patients came from upstanding homes) could be perpetrators of incest. Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology. According to this theory any young girl actually desires sexual contact with her father, because she wants to compete with her mother to be the most special person in his life. Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of incestuous abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for when they were children and that the women had come to believe were real. This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men.”

— Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men

[lesbianchemicalplant]

Why Does He Do That? [EPUB] and [PDF]

[delphinidin4]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[powerfulwizard]

Akinator has been ruined because half the questions I get are about video game streamers no matter how many times I tell him it’s not a streamer and no matter what I’m trying to get him to find

[powerfulwizard]

Akinator now will be like “is it a yellow electric mouse from Pokémon” and I’ll be like yes and the next question will be like “did it get in trouble for saying the F slur during a 48 hour stream of fortnite”

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[oaeuy-deactivated20200110]

[valtsv]

the whole “i’m an evil monster because i have to kill and eat innocent people to survive :’(” angst in ‘regular human gets turned into supernatural monster’ stories is so stupid. like how is that even a problem??? there are also plenty of corrupt billionaires, abusers and cops out there for you to snack on

[valtsv]

everybody’s like “eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism” until they actually have the opportunity to actually eat the rich 🙄 smh

[valtsv]

what we do in the shadows is the only one that Gets It