WHERE THE HELL IS MY PERIDOT
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@galaxy-conquering-emerald
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PERIDOT
Who- who the fuck are you?
@galaxy-conquering-emerald
THE COOLEST CAPTAIN IN THE DAMN UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
@gayspacedorito YOU'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY PROMOTED BY ME, EMERALD. YOU'RE NOW MY
RIGHT HAND GEM
I SHOULD PROMOTE PERIDOT
THATS A GREAT IDEA!
FUCK YOU I ALWAYS AND EXCLUSIVELY HAVE GREAT IDEAS
I SHOULD PROMOTE PERIDOT
Wow! I thought I was fucking dead!
Jokes on you, universe, I can’t die twice!
Good!
ENDLESS TORTURE IS JUST WHAT YOU DESERVE, BARRIGA!
What’d I fucKING DO TO YOU???????????
YOU STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S SHIP!!!! AND NOW, YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!
DIE, BARRIGA!!!!!
*AIMS LASER CANNONS AT LARS-*
YEAH!!!
GET HIS ASS
I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE HERE.
EXCEPT SLINKY.
AND AQUAMARINE.
AND EMERALD.
THAT'S RIGHT! MY MAGNIFICENT AND EVER LOYAL PERIDOT SIDEKICK
You are a gremlin baby! Accept it!
WHAT!!! HOW DARE YOU I AM NOT!!! A GREMLIN OR A BABY!!!!!
GHHHRGH!!
I CAN AND WILL DESTROY EVERY PLANET IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM YOU DISRESPECTFUL ORGANIC!!!!!!!!
BATTLE STRATEGY
FOOL PROOF PLAN!! GREAT JOB, PERIDOT!!!!!!!!
What if he's not afraid of needles? That's why you need poison to coat the drill in.
SILENCE, PUNY ORGANIC BITCH!!!! THE PLAN IS PERFECT!!!!!
Okay, but if it fails I will vibe check you.
HOW DARE YOU!!!!! MY VIBES ARE PERFECTLY REGULAR!!!!!!!!
BATTLE STRATEGY
FOOL PROOF PLAN!! GREAT JOB, PERIDOT!!!!!!!!
What if he's not afraid of needles? That's why you need poison to coat the drill in.
SILENCE, PUNY ORGANIC BITCH!!!! THE PLAN IS PERFECT!!!!!
BATTLE STRATEGY
FOOL PROOF PLAN!! GREAT JOB, PERIDOT!!!!!!!!
@galaxy-conquering-emerald
I BUILT YOU A NEW SPACESHIP
ITS...MUCH SMALLER (PRACTICALLY A SINGLE SEATER SANS THE SIDECAR)
BUT,
INCREDIBLE!!!!!!
YOU MADE THIS BY YOURSELF, PERIDOT?? YOU MUST BE THE MOST ELITE OF YOUR KIND, A VERY WELCOME ADDITION TO MY CREW
@galaxy-conquering-emerald Hey green cat BITCH I bet i have a bigger spaceship then you.
*AGGRESSIVE AND RAPID SLAMMING OF DOOR* ARRRGGH!!!
SHUT UP YOU GARNET ASS BITCH!!! I HAVE A WHOLE FLEET OF COOL SHIPS!!!!
@lars-fucking-barriga
STOP!!!! STEALING!!!!! MY FUCKING!!!!! SHIP!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT
MY
SUN INCINERATOR BACK!!!
*drip*
*drop*
*drip*
*drop*
…
Where… am I- what? What is- what’s wrong with my… why do I have claws? And- oh, stars, my wings! What’s wrong with my wings?!
They… they look awful! They’re so rigid, it… it’s- this can’t be right! What happ-
… Oh. Oh… oh, I… remember now… but what could have caused such a thing…? And… what reversed it…? And… can I still fly, even? My wings are so- oh, good, they do work… thank stars… but… the only thing I can think of that could have caused such a thing is… oh… oh, no, no, they wouldn’t do this to their own gems, they would never…! Wait- Topaz! Was Topaz affected? And… has she recovered just as I have? Oh, Topaz, why did you wander off, you stupid… pebble…
YOU DUMBASS FUCKING AQUAMARINE WHY DID YOU GO HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!
so uh why did you call me runt? (peridot-but-what-the-fuck
@peridot-but-what-the-fuck
BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE A RUNT
EASY FUCKING PEASY IDIOT!! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
i can reach your kneecaps easier since i’m smaller
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
*Steals her fucking kneecaps and runs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THATS MY GODDAMN KNEES!!!!