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this blog is inactive now lol (header by @clonepa)

[quiet-the-alloaro]

*Draws a shark*

[cumdumpstiel]

homeless people are part of your community!!!!! get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re not outside interlopers they’re not invaders they’re not vermin. homeless people = people deprived of homes, they are Victims and you should be angry on their behalf because people are being deprived of shelter in Your Community

[residentevil2remake]

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep living.”

Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[its-a-nickname]

wizards be like “i know a place” and then take you to a place called the ‘chug and squeeze’ for a date

[nepofledgling]

it’s so sad when cishet girls are like “I’m a feminist but I’m not a hairy lesbian” like don’t be so hard on yourself<3 I’m sure you have some good qualities too<3

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[pyrochickenpollo]

Holt shit

[fickes]

The rest of the month’s content is much more entertaining, I promise.

[rodrickheffeley]

a thread of links of petitions/donations/information about palestine conflict

CRISES IN THE MIDDLE EAST

The Middle East has been suffering for far too long now. Yemen, Palestine, Syria and many others.

free palestine card

palestine could end in 8 days

put palestine on map

oppose annexation of palestinian land

support an end to the israeli occupation of palestine

petition for google to stop erasing palestine

support peace and justice in palestine

donate food and medical supplies

palestine must live

end military funding to israel

take a stand for palestine

Defend Dr. Hatem Bazian and Palestinian Academic Freedom at UC Berkeley

Palestine and Israel: Mapping an annexation

palestine children's relief fund

palestinian human rights

release detained palestinian children

release palestinian political prisoners

Call for the UK government to formally recognise the State of Palestine

new york stands with palestine

donate

fundraise for imeu

save the children

save a life in gaza

gaza needs us

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donations help much more than signing petitions !!! signal boost

don't donate to change.org

[nativenews]

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[the-ashen-hunter]

I feel like there’s already a gun behind my back with this law in the verge of passing so please.

[lemeute]

here is a super useful twitter thread (from 5/31/20) on how to send an email opposing the Terror Bill in the Philippines! I’m adding two of the images here:

[typhlonectes]

AOC.

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

And THIS is what I want people to understand at this point

[justcatposts]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

HAPPY PLAYFUL TAIL FLICKS

KITTY LIKES BEING THE NEW YEAR’S LION

[july-19th-club]

[machi-kun]

every update to this god forsaken website is just an attempt to make us leave but too bad. im trapped to die here by now and if it has to be in this ugly coffin of a platform so be it

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

any mention of black lives matter has disappeared off my dashboard so i thought y'all might want to know that police stormed a peaceful vigil in memory of elijah mcclain, attacking mourners with pepper spray. families were there. children were affected. this movement isnt over just because it's no longer trendy.

[pronouncingitwang]

more info: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/29/elijah-mcclain-colorado-police

GoFundMe organized by Elijah McClain’s mother: https://www.gofundme.com/f/elijah-mcclain

Email form for contacting Aurora officials: https://www.demandreform.us/stateemails/justice-for-elijah-mcclain