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[spaghettithighs]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

if Charlie Kirk didn't want his death to be made fun of he should have died in seriouser circumstances

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

his last insta post. man I can't. I can't make a better joke than this

[failure-to-adult]

Ok, so just to be clear, the full circumstances of his death were:

-Shot while saying that gun violence wasn't a problem

-While standing under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong"

-After posting "Play certain games, win certain prizes"

-By a shooter from a rival right wing terror group

-Who engraved his bullets with memes

-And would have gotten away scott free because the investigators were being led by two former podcast hosts

-Except he decided to brag to his family about it

-Causing everyone fawning over Kirk as some kind of martyr to immediately shut the fuck up

-To the point where the President went in less than 24 hours from "he was like a son to me" to "Charlie who?"

This is like something a writer on Law & Order would write to try to give the moral "hey advocating for gun violence is bad".

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[disc80s]

it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

[leahgardner-art]

in honor of the tomatoes I just planted out back 🍅

[oneheadtoanother]

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

[cloudmancy]

I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other

[southerlyns]

#'mild office rivals to lovers' you are a baby have they killed each other's whole families or no

[leog4u]

making art sites that don't allow NSFW is useless to me. not even to get my rocks off, i mean at this point not allowing NSFW ends up being a nightmare of random queers getting banned because the guidelines are too ill-defined and art that presents the human body, especially femme and trans, will just get obliterated for no reason despite not being sexual.

[leog4u]

come here and make art :) except the gross art. we don't want the gross art

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[duncebento]

GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick

[geekysteven]

My 10-year-old daughter describes problematic things as "a bit rude" and I guarantee you her friends pay more attention to that than if she used all the right terminology

[molags-balls]

Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.

[galladegamer]

[quicksilvermad]

SOUND ON.

[slushyseals]

NnnNNNN... mmmBLRBGLRGHNNNNnnn! BLHLRGHHHHH! Mmmmn... Yblgblghbbhgmmmn. Yrh BLRGHmmn!

[quicksilvermad]

Excellent captions. 10/10

[johntorrington]

love watching severance secondhand via the dash. happy for you or i’m sorry that happened idk what’s going on

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[catgirlforeskin]

You can’t get this anywhere else

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

i dont know who told james mcavoy and michael fassbender to make their characters fuck raw with their eyes in every x men scene but we owe them everything

[amysnotdeadyet]

it was patrick stewart and ian mckellen, obviously