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JVL
Sade Olutola
hello vonnie
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@galaxycbsessed-blog
toogingered:
“ do you even have to ask ? ” he perked up almost instantly , the mention of his favourite show always something that invoked some excitement . “ y'know i am always up for marathoning star trek ! ”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– That brought a smile to Kevin’s face, happy to have a buddy to watch this with. It was always more fun than being alone for him. ‘ Awesome! I was going to buy snacks and drinks beforehand. Do you want anything specific for you? ‘
@toogingered
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Hey, Dougie! I have blu-ray copies of the first series of Star Trek. You wanna marathon it with me? ‘
stripesayshi:
“…all right. I guess I’ll take your word for it, since you are among the biggest fucking Star Wars geeks in our town,” Truth be told, he was still extremely confused.
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ And that is a title I don’t know how much longer I’ll be able to wear after tonight-- But I can’t tell you anymore than that dude. Find it online, try to movie hop into it, just don’t give your goddamn money to the dicks in Disney. ‘ He was probably very unaware of Craig’s confusion. Which is why he’s just going on like this.
stripesayshi:
“That was a train wreck of an explanation, dude.”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Fucking Kylo and Luke man! It didn’t feel like Star Wars at all. None of the movie did, never mind that shit fest. The only good part was what they did with Yoda. ‘
Spoilers incoming! If you don’t want to see spoilers for the new S.tar W.ars, blacklist the tag “ sw spoilers “
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– On another note though-- I wish I could have lived in the Star Wars universe and been trained by Yoda in Luke’s position.
Honestly, if I could do that instead of live in South Park, I would be sooo happy!
stripesayshi:
“I keep hearing completely different reactions. What is the truth?”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ It honestly depends on what side of the coin your on. It was-- Mildly decent, at best. But a little bit of a train wreck with how they handled a certain thing everyone was talking about. It felt like it needed so much more. All it fell like was a glitter bomb of the past. ‘
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– Guess who isn’t dragging his ass out to see Episode IX when it comes out-- This guy!
I kinda expected more out of VIII wtf...
※ SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college; these are all from my first semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!
“The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”
“We all need men. Go find them.”
“It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”
“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”
“I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”
“I’m not a librarian, sir.”
“How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”
“Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”
“I stayed up another hour just to cry.”
“I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”
“I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”
“We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”
“It’s an epidemic, Karter!”
“There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”
“Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops!”
“I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”
“Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”
“This is borderline human abuse.”
“How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”
“I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget, I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”
“We couldn’t say hell, because… Catholic school problems.”
“I don’t want them to call me and be like, ‘we’re about to drill into your face!’”
“Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”
“My rat bastard dad? What about him?”
“I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”
“I hate myself, but I’m funny, so…”
“This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”
“There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”
“I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”
“When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”
“My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”
“He currently has a child.”
“That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”
“He can’t look at his dead parents or his alive children.”
“I can’t focus on reading, ‘cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”
“My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”
“Have you studied his naked body or something?”
“Okay, we got our Greek tragic playwrights: there’s Sophocles… there’s Euripides… uh… Isosceles?”
“We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”
“So there were just 95 loose pigs.”
“This is called shaming.”
“I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.”
“What could go wrong? …oh, shit, I’m on fire.”
“Don’t call Kourtney unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”
“There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”
“Just ‘cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”
“I hate myself, but I hate her more.”
“I don’t know anything about it, but it has bread in the name, so I want to try it.”
“Just… don’t breathe this class.”
“Megan: secret crop top wearer.”
“I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing… Jon Hamm’s face.”
“What are we doing tonight besides homework? …and bread?”
“I’m witnessing a breakup right here in the Starbucks line.”
“I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”
“I have a strong immune system.”
“I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”
“Also, I was wine drunk, so…”
“Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”
“Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”
“Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican… Pence is daddy…”
“After that… is the exact same thing… from a different angle.”
“All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”
“Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”
“Ted Bundy was attractive. People knew him.”
“I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reese’s company is really high right now. Like, putting Reese’s inside of Reese’s.”
“One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”
“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government.”
“Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”
“You know that’s a felony, right?”
“That’s a… fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”
“That means she definitely fucked a member of Kiss.”
“I feel free, but also ugly.”
“This is my unassigned assigned seat, and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”
“I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”
“Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”
“We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so…”
“What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”
“I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”
“I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”
“I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”
“Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I’d go see it.”
“Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”
“Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”
“My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”
“I’m a shady beach and y’all are my shady beaches.”
“Oh, no, don’t write that down…”
“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”
“It should be a holiday: Ohio awareness day.”
“We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”
“What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”
“What great weather for a mental breakdown.”
“He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”
“I’ve done some soul searching and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”
“I almost said his birthday was in 1926. It’s like, we got a little bit of an age gap.”
“Are you physically running away from the situation?”
“I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”
“I can’t wait for middle-aged sex now.”
“I should’ve known, there aren’t two eclipses in a year!”
“I walked around with a bear taser for a year and a half.”
“I found out that the guy I have a restraining order against has been peeing on my car for two years.”
“He fought the devil in jeans and no shirt.”
“She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!”
“Tickets are for something fun. Paying the check is not fun.”
“It’s Halloween, calories don’t count on holidays.”
“Well, you know how I said we met in philosophy class? Well… Elise doesn’t take philosophy class.”
“You got it wrong. You said 56 point 2. The answer was 56 point 2.”
“Do I want that horrible sock tan line the I had for five years back? Yeah, I do.”
“I got drunk, threw up, got high, and came here.”
“It’s Titanic blue. I’m the Heart of the Ocean, bitch.”
“The only rat bastard in our lives is Russ.”
“The beats are so good, but the words are such trash.”
“I had to fight someone in the elevator yesterday.
“…I’ve awakened the Demigorgon.”
“We solved the great hiccup epidemic of 2017.”
“Watch out, Kansas, I’m coming for you.”
“Do not associate my birthday with math terms.”
“That’s some Hunger Games type shit.”
“Fuck y’all, I hope you trip and die.”
“I’m very confused and also cold: an American tale. A five part miniseries, this fall on HBO.”
“I am Mrs. Grey! Bring me the kink!”
“I really wanna make a shirt that’s all Comic Sans.”
“I was thinking about Panera’s mac and cheese in a bread bowl, and I started crying.”
“We’re gonna steal your WiFi, but it’s okay, because Panhellenic love.”
“I have confidence that you’re not gonna get pregnant within those two hours.”
“See if this card works. I mean, it should work, but, like…”
“I think my favorite part was slowly dying.”
“All they serve is chicken salad, so you really have to like chicken salad.”
“I have three papers and a test this week, I don’t have time for feelings to resurface.”
“I’m living a life. Not my best one.”
“When you write a report on a book you’ve never read.”
“Don’t tell me what to wear when you wear Crocs to the bar.”
“I have listened to literally nothing but Hallelujah and My Heart Will Go On all day today.”
“Oh my god, Elise, you fucking bitch, get your shit together, and write your paper.”
You know what I’m really devastated about? I’m all out of Fruit Roll-ups.”
“We’re gonna be teachers. We have school forever.”
“I don’t want your sympathy, I want your anger.”
“Clowns… doorknobs… the color yellow… ducks… I’m quoting Victorious…”
“Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.”
“I live here, I know when we have salad!”
“I think Satan’s middle name is cumulative.”
“I will put up with my moose husband for however long I need.”
“I’ve literally been down here for an hour and a half waiting for these nonexistent cookies.”
“I’m keeping a detailed list of Elise’s hickeys.”
“I’m an adult, I say as I eat my Fruit Roll-up.”
“Oh, my practicum grade is in! Let’s see… 36.”
“SOS, I’m in bed and it’s so comfy, but I need to get up to study, what do I do?”
“Get up. Only a few more days until we can sleep all we want.”
“So you’re admitting you live in the woods.”
“I don’t know if it’s finals stress or if this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m crying.”
“It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.”
“I’ve heard that, if enough people fail, they’ll have to curve it.”
“How do you even study for this?”
@galaxycbsessed from x
Thankfully for Kevin, Zuka also wasn’t one who cared whether or not something was immature. If it was fun, she was all for it! Plus, the swords weren’t real ones anyway, so she wasn’t reluctant about using them. With a bit of a flourish, she went on the defensive, trying to block his incoming strike.
“You’re not all that bad yourself! But how’s about you give it your all, hm?”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Is that how you’re going to play it? ‘
Luckily, this hadn’t been his first time and the store battle rodeo. He sent her a small look, moving to try and catch her off guard with a swing to her side, rather than her front like he’d been doing. Was he doing this to show off? Not really. Was he going to anyway? Oh yeah, definitely.
‘ I’ll show you my all. The force has been strong in my since I was five years old! ‘
stripesayshi:
“Is that all people know me as nowadays? I’m either “that gay kid” or the guinea pig guy. Fuck, man,” Craig rolled his eyes at the assumption of his title, but decided he’d just take it as it came. Whatever, he just kind of wanted this whole deal over with. While he didn’t necessarily want to play this little game with Kevin, the taller of the two boys was definitely not a pushover, either.
For a moment, though, he decided he’d at least try something.
Raising his hand up, he momentarily waved it from one side to the other.
“You will act as if I won and buy me dinner.”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– Talk about a kick to the jaw. Okay, overstatement, but that didn’t mean that Kevin wasn’t still bewildered by two things-- One, he had NO idea what he was even supposed to call Craig, having zero idea if he’d even align with the light or the dark of the force. Second, was he really going to play the Jedi mind trick card? Colour him impressed.
And so, he would play along with it, letting the plastic weapon fall to his side. ‘ I will act as if I won and buy you dinner. ‘
Alright, so now he was having issues trying not to snicker-- That was one for the books. A rare, auspicious event, the likes of which Kevin may never get to see again. Damn. He needed to try and spend more time with the guy at this rate. All the fun, rare things he would get to hear.
‘ So where do you wanna go? ‘
“Do you think I’m totally irresponsible?”
The Incredibles ( always accepting )
@stripesayshi
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Well no, not TOTALLY irresponsible. ‘ He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, carefully shifting as he placed an object back on its shelf. ‘ Just not responsible enough to handle my RARE USS ENTERPRISE! ‘
The Incredibles {Sentence Starters}
“I, uh, put it away.”
“The public is in danger!”
“That was totally wicked!”
“Coincidence? I think NOT!”
“Never heard that one before.”
“WHY do you NEED to know?”
“That man out there, he needs help!”
“Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!”
“No? Well, he’ll look fabulous anyway.”
“Do you think I’m totally irresponsible?”
“Wait here and stay hidden. I’m going in.”
“I’ll be a bigger hero than you ever were.”
“You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it.”
“I was wrong to treat you that way. I’m sorry.”
“Normal? What do YOU know about normal?”
“Now I’m losing him! What’ll I do? What’ll I do?”
“Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool!”
“See? Now you respect me… because I’m a threat.”
“I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.”
“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!”
“What does ANYONE in this family know about normal?”
“And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.”
“I can’t lose you again! I can’t. Not again. I’m not s-strong enough.”
“You keep trying to pick a fight, but I’m still just happy you’re alive.”
“'Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest GOOD you are ever gonna get!”
“All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what do you say to me?”
“I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for ten minutes!?”
“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.”
“It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can’t count on anyone, especially your heroes.”
“Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!”
I see someone knocking Stat Wars
I am not pleased--
( LOOK AT THESE GEEKS )
🌌🌌 Quickly Tucker turned around and looked over at Kevin and then down at what he was poked with, god his inner geek started showing when he took it and looked it over. Then he looked at Kevin and gave a large grin, god his braces were showing.
❛ You’re on Kevin~ ❜ Craig chuckled a little, watching the other guy’s look at him with well one of their looks. ❛ Loser’s first ❜
@galaxycbsessed
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Is that a challenge to my skills? ‘
Oh it was on now! Kevin wasn’t insulted, no, it was a mock gesture when he had put his hand to his chest in an insulted fashion. With a smirk, he pressed the button on the lightsaber to let it activate. Moving into position, he held the lightsaber out in a battle stance.
‘ When we’re through, you will be rethinking that choice of words. ‘
@galaxycbsessed | x
God, he was shit at picking out gifts.
Craig thought it would end up a more bearable situation if he had someone he didn’t dislike and someone he didn’t necessarily plan on getting a gift for, but it seemed as though it was just as painful as it would’ve been on his own, too. Not like Kevin was really much help in his suggestions on what he should get his 12 year old sister.
Had it not been for his respect for the manufacturing of these oversized toys, Craig probably would’ve let the lightsaber fall and break. Thankfully for Kevin, he caught it and began to lazily wield it with one hand.
“We really doing this, man?”
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Yeah man, why wouldn’t I want to do this? Plus, it’s a fair trade off I believe. ‘
It wasn’t very often that Kevin really did this, since his own lightsabers were WAY too valuable for him to be using for pretend combat. Store ones, they were perfect, cheap in price and worked for their purpose. Top it off with the fact he didn’t really have a lot of friends to do this with, of course he was going to be like a little kid about this.
And it made him a little excited to see the way Craig wielded the saber her gave. Sure, there was a good chance that he wasn’t about to get anything out of this, but he didn’t care.
‘ Come on, face me! Fight for your honour as a... ‘ He paused, hold up a sec, ‘ I guess... As a lord of guinea pigs. ‘
⚔
In store lightsaber fight
@bxring-and-blxnd
☽ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧;;– ‘ Oh my god! ‘ Kevin was almost immediately gravitated over to a rather large display of new Star Wars products that probably came in just this week. Boy, was his inner geek showing, like always. ‘ Dude! This is fucking awesome! Look! They even have Mace Windu’s for a limited time! This wasn’t supposed to be released until next year! ‘
Had he completely ditched his friend? No, not completely, but he did walk away to see this. Not like he wasn’t planning on going back, not without making his way back over with said lightsaber in hand and gently poked Craig’s shoulder with it.
‘ Hey dude, I got you one two. ‘ He handed it off and gave him a gentle tap this time. ‘ Let’s see who the better jedi is-- And see if the force is strong in you. ‘
