Your local Cryptid

[piipstachio]

not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly 

[anxietyproblem]

[egberts]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[katjohnadams]

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

[teaboot]

Baba yaga housing crisis

[ellievyle]

Don Corneo’s final colosseum boss

[mvessickart]

[pokemonsnap]

nobody:

a horse:

[thefortyfivefifteen]

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[toshio]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife likes to put me in the microwave

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i love her

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

while we here my favorite mugs

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[gunsandfireandshit]

[cowboyorpheus]

me: looking up how to get permanent vampire teeth

google: why would you want sharper canines? humans no longer need them for survival

me:

[cornygirlfriend]

[smitethestate]

Maybe you thought we were exaggerating when we said capitalists don’t see the rest of us as human.

[jangofeet-deactivated20210112]