[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[i-am-a-fish]

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

My shower curtain is glass

[i-am-a-fish]

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

[i-am-a-fish]

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

[everysongineverykey]

G!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an A!!!

[gerryasingerardway]

A!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a T!!!

[wrailf]

T!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an O!!!

[burnt-to-ashes]

O!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an R!!!

[runnin-out-oftime]

R!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me another A!!!

[magicalrebelchild]

A!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a D!!!

[silvakss]

D!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

And give me an E!!!

[devoidofspace]

E!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s that spell??!!

[amllama]

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[freohrweohnatakausta]

This might be…interesting. though, you gotta admit, the card looks kinda cool.

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

which jim halpert are you?

[thegingerpowers]

[ipreferlush]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tigers are carnivores. Tony the Tiger doesn’t eat Frosted Flakes. He eats children.

[iamnesta]

taika waititi is actually king julien from madagascar

[s-is-thinking]

Why… why does it make so much sense ?

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[annabellioncourt]

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

[mothfishing]

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

[the-golden-ghost]

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

[deleriousfromcoffee]

I love both these versions.

[keybladesoras]

Marvel Female Character 10 Year Posters

[shotbyhazelg]

The most valuable chart…

[deductionfreak]

[micaxiii]

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

[teamfreewill2pointo]

In Supernatural, Satan takes the wheel.

[nicolabarth]

Welcome to our sightseeing tour through the Apocalypse. I’m Lucifer, your tour guide, and to your left you can now see one of the craters my brother Michael always leaves when landing, because the concept of not being extra just for once is a fucking mystery to him.

[iamnesta]

taika waititi is actually king julien from madagascar

[s-is-thinking]

Why… why does it make so much sense ?

[gaygalaxys]

A Quiet Place, 2018 dir. John Krasinski

[calizonia]

everyone after infinity war

[lowkeyorloki]

a little known fact about me is that i would happily die for ponyboy curtis

[galaxyjaiden]

Sammmeeeee